Old Deformity People – we pay you

posted on 13 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

Old People (Winter Year) – you will be carded.

Photo courtesy of Billy Wong.
Museum sign from China.  

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  1. Mick | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too many of ‘em

  2. DrLex | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what the deformity certification procedure entails. Probably it involves a game of Human Tetris. Whoever is unable to pass through the man-shaped hole in the wall is certified deformed.

  3. Algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh blast I left my certificate at home

  4. DrLex | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You have been charged with two service officers, one student above 1.2 metre and three deformity people, all with certificate. What do you have to say in your defense?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Old children above 3 years – No charge

  6. iLock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Old People (Summer year) – You will enjoy ice-cream
    even more than usual.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m an old person and I always carry my Amateur Gynecologist certificate.

  8. Jonnytbone | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I just got my certificate that says I’m old.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With my three buttocks and Dumbo ears, you want to see a certificate?

  10. jjhitt | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Will you take a Bat Guano Crazy Certificate?

  11. jjhitt | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d much rather have an undergraduate on top of me than go to a museum.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What about illiterate people? Turn them away!

  13. jjhitt | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese Jeopardy: “I’ll take Charging Standard for 15 Yuan.”

  14. Pectolatra | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry, but you have to show your deformity certificate to enter for free.
    OK, Mr. Quasimodo?

  15. Pectolatra | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t need an old person certificate. Take a good look at me. Do you think I’m too old for you? *wink, wink*

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Below undergraduate – Nuts Guys, Corn Freaks and Monkeys

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So I’m a Charging Item, huh?

  18. J-Luke | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If they are from the year 60-70 then they are truly old people…

  19. EffEff | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I must have left my Old Person Certificate at the liquor store.

  20. Sparky | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Im old and blind. What’s this say?

  21. coffeebot | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My grandpa is certifiable. Certifiably old.

  22. Classic Steve | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who knew communist China had no need of political correctness?

  23. Marum | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Humph! I’ve managed to grow old woithout any friggin certificate. Stuff you alll!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if they’ll charge my mobile phone.

  25. Jellychop | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign is too confusing. I think I’ll just use the informants telephone to rat them out.

  26. GwydionM | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you fall for 60 or 70 years, you save a whole 7 yuan

  27. GwydionM | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Adult hobbits and dwarves below 1.2 metre must still pay the full fee

  28. Marum | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Typo not “fall year” it is “F— all year”.

  29. Marum | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not old and cranky, stuff you!.
    I was cranky, long before I got old.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Officer, I have a certificate that I’m 6 feet under

  31. Biff the Understudy | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The conformity people all pay the same amount.

  32. ccY | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock

    - But I know you are Yau Ming the basketball player!

  33. Marum | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “You are only as old as the women you feel.” (Groucho Marx)

  34. RJF | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    60-70 you must be this old to fall.

  35. Peter | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What about Deformity Children (Autumn year 3 – 12) ?

  36. Dan | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually we can learn something from the Chinese. I here deformity people have to pay extra to get in.

  37. Earl G. | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I have my Old People certificate, my Deformity People certificate, my Magic: The Gathering cards, and a poetic license. How much for me?

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