Ostretch of the imagination

posted on 8 Dec 2012 in Toys

They can chase mailmen at over 40 mph!

Toy from China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They must be hungry in China. Two legged dogs with beaks

  2. Mick | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, radiation poisoning has certainly come into effect here.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d heard of bird-dogs, but I never thought this was what it meant.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    A dog is man’s best fine feathered friend.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Birds ‘R’ Dogs

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    KFD, anyone?

  7. Pectolatra | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You certainly won’t want this dog to jump onto you when you come home.

  8. J-Luke | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, awstrich…

  9. Algernon | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d hate to think what barkers eggs they lay

  10. jjhitt | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Chinese dog doesn’t go “bow wow”. Chinese dog goes

  11. DrLex | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This packaging was designed by people with their heads buried in the sand.

  12. Stopchicks | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m just imagining what a chihuahua mix would look like….lol

  13. Droll not Troll | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “Man kicked to death by dog- news at 11:00.”

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It is space you can many birds!

  15. pijo | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    you can also ride these dogs

  16. Chuck | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Then there’s the hypo-allergenic Ostroodle.

  17. Marum | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    They nott only chase cars.

    They catxh tthem.

  18. Marum | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: Catch (actually I quite like catxh.

  19. Marum | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Err! Chang old chap! Dogs have FOUR legs.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what would their Hello Kitty look like.

  21. EffEff | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kiwi birds?

  22. Droll not Troll | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: “catxh” sounds like someone coughing up a furball!

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they can always remember where they buried their head bone.

  24. Peter | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh my doG . . . I wonder what their ostriches look like (!!)

  25. Sparky | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    These dogs walk like an Egyptian.

  26. Marum | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT. That figures. I am a cat.

    Meoowwwwrrr!….Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

  27. Chuck | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, I said, “a lap dog” !

    Not, a dog with a lap !

  28. Marum | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Peter.

    Reminds me of the Scotsman in Aklaska: This animal walks by and the Scot asks. “What is that?” ‘It is a Mosse replies the tour guide.’

    “Och aye laddie.” replies the Scot. ” Thaann, I’d hate to see yer rrraats.”

  29. Marum | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Edit Moose. (Gottverdamte)

  30. iLock | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Uhh, where my dogs at?! (What!)
    Uhh, where my dogs at?! (They not ready!)
    Where my dogs at?! (They are ostriches) ♫

  31. Jellychop | 11:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re not ostriches; they’re Engrish Setters.

  32. Lora | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If they chase cars, they are actually capable of catching them.

  33. Lora | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So what are the cats, elephants maybe? I’d hate to see the size of THAT litter box!

  34. KBurchfiel | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to mention the fact that they’re walking on rice terraces. How strange can a toy get?

  35. RT | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    some dog breeder’s being an ass with the wonders of filial imprinting again i see

  36. Karl Turzi | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You should see the cats…

  37. Grifter | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re barking up the wrong tree here.

  38. hateredblast | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No plucking the dogs!
    You know… in some countries dog eggs are a delicacy!

  39. Cyanyde | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’m afraid, but I won’t be sure until it tries to bite me… D:

  40. Kemp Ponder | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Any one else notice the word “Hahaha” (almost subliminaly placed) in the gray area below the word Dogs?

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