Don’t worry, they sure you

posted on 21 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I saved an excellency seat for you.

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Photo courtesy of Brian Marsden.
Found at hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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Child run around in evident of parent people absent.

posted on 20 Dec 2012 in Signs

These rule has you in decline of tip.

Photo courtesy of Patti Wagner.
Found at French Restaurant in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Wipe that smile off your, er, face

posted on 19 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian Marsden.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Discover your inner pig!

posted on 18 Dec 2012 in Bags/Packaging

This explains my aversion to Snow White…

Photo courtesy of Amber Shrestha.
 Shopping bag found in Okinawa, Japan.

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I’ll have a speculative mochaccino

posted on 17 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Honesty is the best policy but not the main ingredient…

Photo courtesy of C. Tomlinson.
Found at Starbucks in Dongducheon, South Korea. 

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Tewajic!

posted on 16 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

Pewevent Accidents!

Photo courtesy of  Thomas Hartnett.
Tag put on luggage on ferry from China to Hong Kong. 

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Freshness You Can Taste

posted on 15 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

I’m pretty sure I didn’t ask for that…

Photo courtesy of Joe Raucci.
Found in window of burger restaurant in South Korea. 

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Grampa needs temper-proof lids

posted on 14 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

No refund if temper is lost or stolen

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Photo courtesy of George Caspary.

Found in Hangzhou, China. 

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Old Deformity People – we pay you

posted on 13 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

Old People (Winter Year) – you will be carded.

Photo courtesy of Billy Wong.
Museum sign from China.  

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A More Perfect Union Jack

posted on 12 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

God Save the President!

Photo courtesy of AJ
Shirt from China. 

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