Relax, it’s a consensual war

posted on 29 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Seen in Hanoi War Museum, Vietnam.
Meant to say “magnetic” mine used to “sink” enemy ships. 

36 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    Must be blowing in the wind

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    CAUTION: Don’t suck Marget.

  3. Jay | 6:08 am |

    They didn’t call Margaret “Hot Lips” for nothing.

  4. mickeygreeneyes | 6:24 am |

    It USED to suck! Now it’s much better. Got that?

  5. mickeygreeneyes | 6:24 am |

    Manned by a crew of suck hos, no doubt.

  6. Frank Burns | 6:35 am |

    Me kill you long time sailor boy.

  7. Frank Burns | 6:40 am |

    Now that the 126th Group of Vietnam Navy is married, it doesn’t give that action anymore.

  8. Chris | 7:37 am |

    Is that an enemy warship in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  9. Pectolatra | 7:43 am |

    Who ever said you can’t have some fun during war?

  10. Pectolatra | 7:45 am |

    And by the way, four at a time?! Some people had a load of fun!

  11. Marum | 7:54 am |

    Big deal! I knew two girls who could do that in a night.

  12. Marum | 7:56 am |

    O’ Marget mine,
    Your lips are like wine,
    Your breasts are impressive,
    And your sporting section,
    Is just fine.

  13. Sparky | 8:45 am |

    When the Vietnam Navy hit these that’s what they said.
    “This sucks!”

  14. Marum | 9:03 am |

    Happy hands Massage Parlour here.

    SUCK THE WARSHIPS???

    Very sorry sir. I thought the service you required was for the sailors.

  15. jjhitt | 9:14 am |

    Meg? Why didn’t you tell me you were in the Navy?

  16. jjhitt | 9:15 am |

    “You sucked my battleship!”

  17. jjhitt | 9:16 am |

    Me sink you long time.

  18. Peter | 9:40 am |

    Ugh, that truly sucks !

  19. J-Luke | 11:53 am |

    Yes Marget, those were the days…

  20. GwydionM | 1:13 pm |

    Going all the way with LBJ

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:12 pm |

    Only Navy can do 4 at once.

  22. Bob T | 2:56 pm |

    Hi, sailors. New in town?

  23. Mr. Wrong | 4:04 pm |

    She was only an admiral’s daughter, but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

  24. Marum | 4:48 pm |

    Well! HELLO SAILOR!

  25. jjhitt | 7:52 pm |

    F-‘ing Margets, how do they work?

  26. Marum | 8:26 pm |

    Our navy didn’t know whether it was coming or going.

  27. Jellychop | 8:41 pm |

    Now that’s what I call “going down with the ship”.

  28. Marum | 8:43 pm |

    Who’s getting the Smiley then?

  29. Marum | 8:46 pm |

    Smiley = Girl under the table. Guys sitting at the table playing cards. The objective: To act normal and keep playing.

  30. Marum | 8:47 pm |

    Old armed forces game.

  31. Tom P. | 1:31 pm |

    Admiral, these mines suck!

  32. The last I saw Marget, she’d started working the truck stops along I-80.

  33. Bones | 10:04 am |

    Going down to Marget. I get it, thats when they let Chas N Dave join the Navy.

  34. zxcvbnm | 5:45 am |

    It literally means: Donut shaped magnetic mine
    A type of advanced mine which has concentrated magnet in its’ center, also has a starter which is anti defuse. It had been used by Vietnam Army’s 126th division to fuck/sink 4 enemy warships.

  35. hebrusinglish | 6:21 pm |

    I always knew Soviet weaponry sucked

  36. PeeBee | 10:03 am |

    4 ships !? That’s a lot of seamen!

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