Relax, it’s a consensual war

posted on 29 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Seen in Hanoi War Museum, Vietnam.
Meant to say “magnetic” mine used to “sink” enemy ships. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be blowing in the wind

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Don’t suck Marget.

  3. Jay | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They didn’t call Margaret “Hot Lips” for nothing.

  4. mickeygreeneyes | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It USED to suck! Now it’s much better. Got that?

  5. mickeygreeneyes | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Manned by a crew of suck hos, no doubt.

  6. Frank Burns | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Me kill you long time sailor boy.

  7. Frank Burns | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that the 126th Group of Vietnam Navy is married, it doesn’t give that action anymore.

  8. Chris | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that an enemy warship in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  9. Pectolatra | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Who ever said you can’t have some fun during war?

  10. Pectolatra | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And by the way, four at a time?! Some people had a load of fun!

  11. Marum | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Big deal! I knew two girls who could do that in a night.

  12. Marum | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    O’ Marget mine,
    Your lips are like wine,
    Your breasts are impressive,
    And your sporting section,
    Is just fine.

  13. Sparky | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When the Vietnam Navy hit these that’s what they said.
    “This sucks!”

  14. Marum | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy hands Massage Parlour here.

    SUCK THE WARSHIPS???

    Very sorry sir. I thought the service you required was for the sailors.

  15. jjhitt | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Meg? Why didn’t you tell me you were in the Navy?

  16. jjhitt | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “You sucked my battleship!”

  17. jjhitt | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Me sink you long time.

  18. Peter | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh, that truly sucks !

  19. J-Luke | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes Marget, those were the days…

  20. GwydionM | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Going all the way with LBJ

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Only Navy can do 4 at once.

  22. Bob T | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, sailors. New in town?

  23. Mr. Wrong | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She was only an admiral’s daughter, but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

  24. Marum | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well! HELLO SAILOR!

  25. jjhitt | 7:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    F-’ing Margets, how do they work?

  26. Marum | 8:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Our navy didn’t know whether it was coming or going.

  27. Jellychop | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that’s what I call “going down with the ship”.

  28. Marum | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s getting the Smiley then?

  29. Marum | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smiley = Girl under the table. Guys sitting at the table playing cards. The objective: To act normal and keep playing.

  30. Marum | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Old armed forces game.

  31. Tom P. | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Admiral, these mines suck!

  32. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The last I saw Marget, she’d started working the truck stops along I-80.

  33. Bones | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Going down to Marget. I get it, thats when they let Chas N Dave join the Navy.

  34. zxcvbnm | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It literally means: Donut shaped magnetic mine
    A type of advanced mine which has concentrated magnet in its’ center, also has a starter which is anti defuse. It had been used by Vietnam Army’s 126th division to fuck/sink 4 enemy warships.

  35. hebrusinglish | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I always knew Soviet weaponry sucked

  36. PeeBee | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    4 ships !? That’s a lot of seamen!

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