Tewajic!

posted on 16 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

Pewevent Accidents!

Photo courtesy of  Thomas Hartnett.
Tag put on luggage on ferry from China to Hong Kong. 

31 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Slattering

  2. iLock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be vewy vewy careful, it’s fwagile.

  3. iLock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shhh, be vewy vewy quiet! The sleeping giant is wakable!
    Beware!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Signs by Barry Kripke.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shhh! The gewass is seweeping, don’t be waking it!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be wake up.

  7. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The best part of waking up is a large glass of port.

  8. Pectolatra | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Elmer Fudd’s luggage has finally been found.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Cewative!

  10. Peter | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAWTION:
    FEWAGILE !

  11. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A message from The Church of Fozzie Bear.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Diwink! Don’t Bewak

  13. Big Fat Cat | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bewakable? Let’s Cawabunga!

  14. alexmagnus | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waka Waka

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eww… it’s ewd!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter! A glassable gin-tonic and an unbewakable coffee to go, please.
    - I’ll put them in your bag right away, Sir.

  17. coffeebot | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    to pewevent beweakage

  18. RT | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    bewakable? does that mean
    WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE?

  19. RJF | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Engwish,

  20. Marum | 7:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am extewemely peweleased that you went to the teweouble to infoewem me.

  21. EffEff | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s breakable only because Elmer Fudd and Daffy Duck fight over it.

  22. Frank Burns | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know. I’m a pretty heavy sleeper after a few glasses of wine.

  23. Lora | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever made that luggage tag must have had a few wine glasses themselves.

  24. PeeBee | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful! I can’t buy a new one. I’m bewoke.

  25. pijo | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sounds cute

  26. Sparky | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Siwwy Wabbit!

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So much for the “Fozzian Moment”.

  28. nightslash3535 | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think it’s going to be bewaking news then.

  29. Albert | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Words Compression : Beware-Breakable. Phrase processed with a LempelZiv algorithm.
    Bwro fduingdtat sompple cannotundstndyu

  30. T Wilkes | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Scwewy Wabbit

  31. Aram | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And now you know why the big bang theowe is so popuwar here in china. Bawe Kwipke everyone woves!

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