That’s a damu good breakfast

posted on 11 Dec 2012 in Menus

You know, from pigu…

Photo courtesy of C. Honda.
Found at a cafe in Roppongi, Tokyo.

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  1. iLock | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Besides, you need a new(er) face anyway.

  2. iLock | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If the Tortilla burns your new face you can just wrap that wrap
    around your head and use it as a new new face, that’s why they
    call it a wrap!

    Repeat Daily Wrap regime.. daily.
    A new face every day, why would you have any other way!

  3. iLock | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have some Fresh slow? But don’t you go
    giving me efficient service now…

  4. jjhitt | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Baker Bounce is going to be upset about this.

  5. iLock | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Baker Bounce sounds like a dance a Wrapper would do.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure by face is old enough that the tortilla won’t burn it. If I’m wrong I’ll just have to roll it in the sand.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    edit: *my* face.

  8. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Boy I’m excited

  9. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Daily wrap slow and besides.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have lots of fresh slow today and you can fast tomorrow.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wrap’n'Roll

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - They put the Basil in a Ratatouille!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t really like home fries besides; have you got any home roasted moreover?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter! First I want to order: Egg, Bacon and Spam, Wrap, Sandwich, Meat Burns the Ratatouille, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baker, Bounce, Spam, Spam, Spam, Roll Sand Home Fries, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam. Then …

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, they have oinku meat!

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Sorry, we’ve only got spamu.

  17. Pectolatra | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, is Daily Wrap the so-called shocking secret behind those “dermatologists hate her” internet ads?

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oinku Hamu?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: Spamu and Vulgaru Entrisu are prohibited in Engrishu!

  20. DrLex | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you rather have fresh slow than old fast?

  21. jjhitt | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How To Win Arguments Phrasebook: “And it is and besides.”

  22. Marum | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I will have honorable Hamu Rolu. Domo arrigato.”

    ‘Hai! You like flies with that?’

  23. Marum | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Amazing. They spelt “ratatouille” correctly.
    Which is the old Chinese recipe, of broiled rat, with cream cheese sauce.

  24. Stopchicks | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, there’s no bacon in this wrap! This place is a shamu!

  25. Stopchicks | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Think I’ll try the Daily Wrap instead. Luckily, I have an old face.

  26. mickeygreeneyes | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Besides what?

  27. mickeygreeneyes | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess Baker Bounce means a cream pie will carom off your face.

  28. mickeygreeneyes | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Give us this day our daily wrap and forgive us our rolled wrap roll sand. as we forgive those who wraps contain fresh slow against us.

  29. jjhitt | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like my slow fresh and my fresh slow.

  30. jjhitt | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Tortilla that burns the new face…” : I keep thinking of that scene in the Exorcist where they throw holy water on Linda Blair.

    “The power of Fries compels you…”

  31. Sparky | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I caught the misspell. It’s supposed to be Hamu & Egg Bacon Cheese Warp.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Face the tortilla
    2. Let’s become the ‘Tortilla Face’ meet

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is actually a flyer for a Japanese production of Sweeney Todd.

  34. coffeebot | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    do you have Spamu?

  35. Marum | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All ye who enter here. PREPARE TO DUCK!

  36. Paul | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can handle my new face being burnt, but please don’t burn my meat…sounds too painful.

  37. Jellychop | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It needs more desu?
    It needs more hamu!

  38. Grifter | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Face, Meat, Bounce, Lots of Rolling… it’s the recipe for sex!

  39. Peter | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That wraps it up – Hamu from porku from pigu, and cheesu from milku from cowu.

  40. lol | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Judging by the fact that ratatouille was spelled correctly, this indeed means this dish contains hamster meat.

  41. davonblr | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t come up in here with that wrap. We will burn you a new face! Keep on playing home fry because you’ll be rolling in the sand. No joke, now let me show you how to do the Baker Bounce fresh and slow, and then we can go and get some hamu.

  42. RT | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪♫ they see me rollin’, they hatin’ ♪♫

  43. RT | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    manager: i know burritos have a lotta things in them, but you can’t just put everything we have in our kitchen into a tortilla

  44. Neverhood | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum : Actually, they spelt ratatouille wrong. It should go like that: ratatouiu.

  45. ccY | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @coffeebot,

    Sorry sir, we don’t have hamu, can I offer you jamu instead?

  46. Droll not Troll | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You think our menu is funny? Well, fuku!

    (I know, it’s a real Japanese word) ;)

  47. Droll not Troll | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tortilla that burns the new face? Must be gangsta wrap.

  48. Jewels | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ccY: BTW jamu is Javanese herbal-tonic drink. Just what you need after your new face has just been burnt off.

  49. Marum | 12:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT. I don’t know abpout “fuku” but “fookyu” = a fork (or something very similar)

  50. Droll not Troll | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum: There are at least 2 resturants in Oz using the name “Fuku”. They claim it’s pronounced foo-koo and means happy or lucky. Wouldn’t surprise me if they made it up; the “fork” meaning seems to fit.

  51. Airrider | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn, that must be one SPICY wrap.

  52. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Roast chicken and ratatouille cream cheese? I wish the cook would stop trying to pick up tips from Emeril Lagasse.

  53. Sklub | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get mine “not rolled in sand”?

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