That’s the spot calling the kettle black

posted on 1 Dec 2012 in Buildings

Here, close your eyes and take a sip…

Photo courtesy of Mike Colaianni.
Found in Motoyama, Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    With big noses and hairy feet

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Oh, it’s only a coffee spot? That’s a relief, I thought it was an ugly birthmark.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When plain coffee just isn’t plain enough.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, as they say: ‘Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.’

  5. Mick | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffee guaranteed to make you throw up or 100% money back!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Restaurant ‘VOMIT’ is on the other side of the street

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t have this coffee with fresh cream, it always turns sour.

  8. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One Crappuccino, coming up.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Should I have it with a deformed donut or a disfigured Danish?
    Decisions, decisions…..

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s UGLY! Okay? Got it?

  11. pijo | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    lots of ugly scenes i guess

  12. jjhitt | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The coffee is ugly.
    The de-caf is merely unappealing.

  13. jjhitt | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make mine a double ugly with an extra shot of ohshit.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, if it’s black and hot

  15. Pectolatra | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, don’t be so hard on yourself! At the very least you taste good.

  16. Lora | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Out out, darn coffee spot! Thou art too ugly!

  17. krysto4 | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Get your ugly mug in here and get some ugly coffee!

  18. Droll not Troll | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: “I like my coffee the way I like my women- hot, black and ugly”?

  19. Marum | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You should try our pastries.

    They’re fugly..

  20. Marum | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You should see outr Pastisches.

    They make the coffee look great.

  21. Mr. Wrong | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s one-bag ugly, two-bag ugly and coyote ugly. It takes a lotta Ripple to graduate to coffee ugly.

  22. Classic Steve | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who defaced the decaf?

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffee rings, on the other hand, have a unique and elegant beauty.

  24. Chuck | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It rhymes with Starbucks.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: Hot, black, ugly and spotty.

  26. Peter Chan | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they’re honest

  27. Mr. Wrong | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Has anyone found her elusive coffee spot yet?

  28. Mr. Wrong | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to wash immediately to get that damned coffee spotting out of unmentionables.

  29. Sparky | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes it is, but you get used to it.

  30. iLock | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Cappuccino with froth… at the mouth.

  31. iLock | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This Cappuccino looks more like a Crapuccino!

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like my coffee the way I like my women: dark & bitter.

  33. Grifter | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Time to remove that spot.

  34. tadchem | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My mother-in-law had an extra cup of ugly this morning. Now I know where she went.

  35. DragonLady | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All those pretty plants, & they still call me ugly.

  36. Casey | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just put a bag over it.

  37. Sailor Enlil | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Japan’s version of Coyote Ugly – coffee instead of booze

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