This is why I don’t eat in a bar…

posted on 26 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Don’t stash your wine in a barn…

Photo courtesy of Brian Marsden.
 Found at restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So did you hear the one about what the horse said to the deer…

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t ride! Drink

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    116: Horse On Horse

  4. SF | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yili is Chinese for Stewball

  5. coffeebot | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    fell off the wagon into a french butcher’s shop

  6. jjhitt | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a menu or my arrest record?

  7. jjhitt | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That filly is silly for my yili.

  8. ribbonleaf | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of the old urban legend that the spirit Jagermeister is made with deer or elk blood…

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Shanghai, horses get a speed ticket.

  10. Jellychop | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re missing my favorite: drunk ass.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gosh, I’d HAVE to be drunk to eat THAT crap!

  12. Classic Steve | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What, no drunken noodles to go with ‘em?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - A Hic meat, a Sheep On Drugs family bucket, two Deer beers and a Delirium Tremens shake, please.

  14. Bob T | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A chicken, a horse, and a deer walk into a bar…

  15. Big Fat Cat | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The drunk horse was slaughtered by a drunk butcher

  16. DaleE | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    W-W-W-ilbur! Come bail me out!!

  17. Marum | 5:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There was a drunken Horse,
    Who had some drunken guts,
    And they all lived together,
    In some little drunken huts.

  18. Marum | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some sozzled Bambi please.

  19. Marum | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A big white horse walked into a bar and ordered a Scotch Whisky. He drank that one and ordered another whuich he drank too.

    The Barman asked: “Do you always drink Scotch?” ‘Yes.’ replied the horse.

    “I’ll bet they named a Scotch Whisky after you.” said the Barman.

    ‘That’s strange.’ said the horse. ‘I’ve never heard of a Scotch called Eric.’

  20. iLock | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Christmas time, horses soaked in wine ♫

  21. Lora | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, marinated and pickled are slang words for drunk, aren’t they?
    Good thing they didn’t choose s***-faced! :-o

  22. garudamon11 | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    the cold fried chicken explodes the drunk venison

  23. Frank Burns | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not calimari.

  24. GwydionM | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Reindeer full of Christmas Cheer

  25. coffeebot | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t eat and drive!

  26. Peter | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh deer !

  27. EffEff | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Horse Intestines Villi, absorbing the alcohol

  28. Sparky | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A horse and a deer walk into a bar…………….

  29. Biff the Understudy | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Horses don’t let horses drink and drive.

  30. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My suspicions about the white wine I had last night have been confirmed.

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