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posted on 30 Dec 2012 in Instructions, Toiletries

I heard plague causes cavities

Photo courtesy of S.B.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Now they call me Toothbrush Head

  2. Algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry I don’t clean my teeth with rats

  3. faulty wiring | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    To be honest it wasn’t the gum irritation I was worried about

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Instructions:

    - Take the toothbrush
    - Remove your head and comfortably*
    - Smilehead

    *Not suitable for Child People

  5. Conventi | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Effectively removing plague, I guess the ancient Egyptians would have loved this stuff.

  6. Droll not Troll | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just what I need. I hate it when my teeth are covered in locusts.

  7. mickeygreeneyes | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    If only they’d had this during the Middle Ages!

  8. Chuck | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prevent Gingivitis and Buboes.

  9. GwydionM | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The rats will run away with the replacement brushes and not give you plague. And the product no longer contains irrirating gums.

  10. Pectolatra | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    This is how we fight plague: armed to the teeth.

  11. Marum | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!

  12. Marum | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    POLITICIANS! Replace head every three months. It helps get rid of accumulated stupid ideas.

  13. Someone | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not only the first cure to the plague, but they also revolutionized it by having it not irritate the gums! Leave it to Tynex to always be 2 steps ahead!

  14. coffeebot | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Leaves your teeth minty black death fresh!

  15. J-Luke | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Some dentists really want to avoid root canals at all costs…

  16. Chris | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Seems like I need a little head.

  17. Lora | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing after eating black (death) licorice!

  18. Droll not Troll | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I could replace my head, why would I still be wearing this one?

  19. jimmy | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    buy to save your life

  20. RJF | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spanish Flu-Toothbrush-rinse-repeat.

  21. davonblr | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Replace every three months!? How about after every single use. I don’t mess around with plague!

  22. Snufkin | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We don’t know when the plague started. We don’t know when our gradual descent into madness began. In the beginning they told us there were only two ways to kill a victim of gingivitis: remove the head or destroy the brain.

    Nobody told us we’d have to do it all over again every 3 months.

  23. iLock | 7:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Really?!
    It’s much easier to replace your whole head than to
    replace just the teeth?!

  24. EffEff | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Psychiatrists recommend you replace your head every three months.

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