Wear at own risk

posted on 3 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Does this smell like cotton?

Photo courtesy of AJ. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    50% sack cloth and hair shirt

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wash before it’s too late.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - 50% Polyester and 50% Alcohol, and I’ll buy ‘em all

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Professor Schrodinger, your shirts are ready…… or maybe not.

  5. Jonnytbone | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Betcha it’s lead.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    50% of this shirt is definitely made of something, as far as we know.

  7. krysto4 | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey, boss – we ran out of cotton – can we use pig intestines instead?”

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: May contain nuts or soy.

  9. iLock | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We don’t know everything man, we just make them.

  10. jjhitt | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    100 % Stuff

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It used to be 50% virgin wool, but the wool supply is unreliable, so sometimes it’s just 50% virgin.

  12. iLock | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    50% Blood, Sweat and Tears of child slaves.

    NB: When we say Tears, we mean human eye secretions,
    NOT rips, there should be NO rips in our clothes.
    We crack the whips hard to ensure that does not happen!

  13. jjhitt | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Guaranteed to cause cancer in California.

  14. iLock | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Our factories’ motto: We 50% don’t give a f@ck!

  15. DrLex | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wash before first use. Really. If you don’t, we will have to tell you wat the 50% undetermined really is.

  16. DrLex | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    50% random rodents that happened to be scurrying around in our factory and that were the easiest to catch.

  17. iLock | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are the 50% ….. who aren’t sure who we’re going to vote for.

  18. Pectolatra | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “The first part of our domination plan has been successful. We mixed alien tissue with Chinese polyester and nobody seemed to care about it.”

  19. Peter | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    “Undetermined” sounds so much better than “spun lead/melamine compounds”

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy two, get one made of 100% Polyester

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Clothing to dye for.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We could have told you what the other 50% is but we really don’t give a shirt.

  23. Marum | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT.

    Virgin New Zealand Woool, comes from sheep who can run faster than Maoris.

  24. Marum | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt is made of 200% of something.

  25. Marum | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The other 50% is Cyanide, Mercury, cadmium, and Atomic Waste.

    WEAR WITH PRIDE!

  26. Lora | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not bleach. It may disinfect whatever 50% this clothing is made from.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Take the shirt
    2. Carefully add it to water

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I understand – the price tag says ”50% Off”

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    50% leftovers from whatever contract job we had before this one.

    (Actually, that’s probably true.)

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Official menswear of the Bush-Cheney administration.

  31. Sparky | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this smell like chloroform?

  32. Peter | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whether I should buy it is 50% NO and 50% undetermined.
    The first 50% is for the polyester and the remaining 50% is for the undetermined.

  33. Biff the Understudy | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    New and improved! Now with 50% more undetermined.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be half-satisfied.

  35. GwydionM | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    50% the underware fabric that dare not speak its name

  36. Grifter | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s just say you have a 50/50 chance of wearing something actually wearable.

  37. RT | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    when i grow up i wanna be a chinese t-shirt!

  38. EffEff | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning, may contain alien materials such as Dilithium, Carbonite, Adamantium, Vibranium, Neutronium, Scrith, and of course Kryptonite.

  39. Tom P. | 8:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Think of all those poor indeterminites who died so you can have this garment. Shame on you!

  40. Marum | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PLEASE TO WASH QUICKLY

    (actually found on a tag on a Chinese shirt)

  41. Chuck | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    100% frightening.

  42. TheNoun | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you shop at discount stores you only get half a shirt.

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