You’ll Christmas!

posted on 24 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Merry Very Christmas 2012!

Photo courtesy of Jay-Z. 
Spotted in China.  

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Christmas yourself.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s single and merried.

  3. Algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A ho out of the question

  4. Pectolatra | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Merry Christmas, not me!

  5. Marum | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose a giggle is out of the question.

  6. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hurry up the kringles!

  7. Stopchicks | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Merry Christmas back to Engrish.com, and thanks for all the laughs!

  8. Frank Burns | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets just be friends.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s horny!

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s naked!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s f—!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Don’t

  13. Big Fat Cat | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why they changed it to Happy Holiday instead of Merry Christmas

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She didn’t want to merry me so we just kinda Christmas.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Merry Christmas
    2. Carefully divorce Birthday

  16. Jan | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kinda looks like oriental flamenco. Ole!

  17. GwydionM | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a blind date for Christmas

  18. Marum | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We merried for four hours. By the time we finished, my christmas was all kringled.

  19. Sparky | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s not and just live together!

  20. Peter | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Eat. Drink and be Marry

  21. Rick Garrett | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You wish I are marry?

  22. Classic Steve | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Goin’ to the chapel and we’re/Gonna get merried….”

  23. TADCHEM | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt no verb

  24. EffEff | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s about to happy!

  25. faulty wiring | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Show me the other side first

  26. Chuck | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish on ice.

  27. Jellychop | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Christmas party.
    Let’s drunk!

  28. Marum | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: More people are caused by accident over the Christmas New Year period, than at any other time.

  29. coffeebot | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    deck a halls!

  30. Marum | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Deck the tills with loads of lolly♫

    Dingaling, dingaling, ding ding ding.

  31. KinkyTom | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    If you’re having Engrish problems, I feel bad for you son .
    I’ve got 99 problems but a Merry ain’t one .

  32. Timppa | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you happy?

  33. Lora | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re the only two eyeless albino elves here at the North Pole, it’s like we were made for each other!

  34. SquirmyWormy | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This was also the Starbucks 2011 Christmas slogan in the West. It’s totally intentional. However, I don’t know if we should be happy about this.

  35. Andrew | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As SquirmyWormy already pointed out, this was our (I worked with starbucks at the time) slogan in Canada and the US as well. Drove me up the wall.

  36. Fredly Frendson | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Merry…and then melt…

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