Because alcohol and gasoline do mix

posted on 15 Jan 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Stemiz.
 Found in Japan.

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  1. Tong | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 50  Subtract rating 2  

    It is a sure sign that you had too much to drink. You will also be charged for the theft of a car.

  2. Mick | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 1  

    I love drinking cars!

    sadly they take forever to make though.

  3. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 76  Subtract rating 1  

    OK, then give me one occasion where I should drink a car.

  4. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 2  

    Drinking cars they’re just so fluid.

  5. Tong | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 1  

    A sound advice – the effects of mixing alcohol and a car are unknown. Drink a car at your own risk.

  6. DrLex | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 2  

    Is it an offence if I drink the windshield wiper fluid while sober? It often contains alcohol…

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 0  

    Under the influence of alcohol, I doubt that I could even say Hyundai.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    @DrLex: It’ll clean the bugs out of your system.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 3  

    Bartender! I ordered a Rusty Nail, not a rusty Nissan!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Just drive a bear!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 47  Subtract rating 0  

    Drinking Russian cars can get you in a Lada trouble.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 1  

    - What would it be, Sir?
    - A screwdriver and a Pinto.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    You can Have your car and Drink it.

  14. J-Luke | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m so thirsty I could drink a… oh, wait.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    If you’re carful, eat a Taxi

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    That Corvette… She drinks me crazy!

  17. DrLex | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    On Top Gear they managed to fill cars with water. Filling them with beer is the next logical step. It takes “drink and drive” to another level.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Go easy on the CABernet!
    (Thanks for the idea, 72rd.)

  19. Frank Burns | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Wait, is this rule for when I am under the influence or the car is under the influence?

  20. Frank Burns | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Dang! Someone chugged my top alcohol dragster.

  21. jazzy | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Cars give me gas!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 2  

    - Would you care for a car?
    - No thank you. I’ll lose my drinking license.

  23. Chuck | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Honnesht offisher. I shwear it wuz unleaded

  24. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    Fuel injection? I remember when cars had carbeerators.

  25. jjhitt | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    My name is Ford Pinto and I’m an alcoholic…

  26. Classic Steve | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Introducing the new Mazda Margarita…

  27. Classic Steve | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    If you followed someone in the car, does that make it a chaser?

  28. Lora | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of a medical condition called “auto intoxication”, but this is ridiculous!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    - Please step out of the vehicle. You’ll take an exhaust-gas test.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    - Give me something strong, please.
    - A double Car Crash on the rocks, as usual?

  31. masonic | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    issh illegal to drive while driven

  32. GwydionM | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    And do not try driving a Martini

  33. Tong | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Sir, you are under arrest. Your reading is, 1car.05, which means you are 1 car over the limit. Consider yourself lucky, normally drinking this much you’d be dead.

  34. Marum | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Alcohol and petrold do mix. It just tastes lousy.

  35. Auntie | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Excellent advice, sir!

  36. RiceKitty | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, those new DUI laws are confusing…

  37. Marum | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @GwndionM My other car is an Aston Martini.

  38. Marum | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    My first car is an Alpha Romeo Intoxia.

    It breaks down so often it drives me to drink.

  39. Salome | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it o.k. to sip quietly on a little motorcycle?

  40. Marum | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Salome A cup of tea and a lawnmower, goes well for smoko.

  41. Marum | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm! Or maybe a Lawnmower and a bikkie.

  42. Droll not Troll | 7:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @ Marum: It’s always time for a VB- a Victa Bronco.

  43. sdkjdfk | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    how do you even drink a car? what i don’t even *laughing to self*

  44. Mc-Taz | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Suddenly, ordering an Irish Car Bomb makes a lot more sense.

  45. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: You know where you can stick that tube! :P

  46. pipernutz | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did I ever tell you about the time Cutter and I bought a Cadillac….I drank it!

  47. RT | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    -PULL OVER!
    -no, it’s a convertible, but thanks for noticing!

  48. Peter | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    So then could I drive alcohol under the influence of a car ??

  49. Sparky | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll admit, I had to take a bus home last night, but can’t remember were I parked it.

  50. Caro Ordiales | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love vodka flavoured cars

  51. Cantor | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    DONT WRITE SIGNS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL! !

  52. Diddims | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t drink what you drive.

  53. THESE STINKY IN THE ELDER PANTS MAN | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    YOU WOULDN’T DRINK A CAR

  54. Anon | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    If you drink, don’t drive and if you drive, make sure you have a car.

  55. Biff the Understudy | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of that episode of M*A*S*H when Klinger tried to eat a Jeep.

  56. iLock | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Go home sign, you’re drunk.

  57. Crintu Eastowoodu | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The smoker you drink, the player you get.
    – Joe Walsh

  58. AramK | 9:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, I promise not to drink Ric Ocasek while I’m drunk. Or any other member of the band either.

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