Bend here for tickets

posted on 3 Jan 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Christopher Szweistis.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.  

40 captions

  1. Mick | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If tickets aren’t purchasable, Pleaze Oder Meal Tickets from Staff.

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The bending machine stinks!

  3. faulty wiring | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    what’s on the menu…yogart?

  4. JohnZ | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The bending machine, the place where the harsh tourists are sent to learn how to properly bow before japanese people.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the sitting down machine to go?

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Today we’re dining at Planet Express.

  7. DrLex | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After being bent by the bending machine, pleaze place your plea for help by pushing the button.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want a fishy oder, Pleae buy the meal tickets from Zoidberg.

  9. Marum | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It will be my pleazure.

  10. Marum | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I will be bery bery pleazed to buy ticket from honourable bending machine.

  11. Jonnytbone | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …. or pull my finger.

  12. Marum | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    O’name wa honourable bending machine.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: If you don’t need our help, just button your fly. Puh-leeze!

  14. Marum | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I prezzed the button, but all it did was squeal, and have an orgazm.

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, machine! Bend THIS! Know what ah’m sayin’?

  16. mickeygreeneyes | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It oders from the bending machine or it gets . . . oh, YOU know!

  17. jjhitt | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a taco machine!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For table napkins, pleae go to the folding machine.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To Oda, Please bend here to get your meal tickets.

  20. Sparky | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I won’t bend over unress you say pletty prease.

  21. Someone | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You want a meal ticket? Bite my zhiny metal azz!

  22. Classic Steve | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Water bending is automated now?

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    - Wir wollen ein Auto mieten, bitte. Oder….!

  24. Marum | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @72rd. Ein Verkaufsautomat zu vermieten. Oder was?

    Meowwrr….Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

  25. Marum | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So! Oder Worter ähnliche Bedeutung.

    Yowwwrrr?….Marum.(Die lateralesdenke Katze)

  26. Marum | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With our new Bending Machine, we’ve automated screwing the customers.

    One large step forward for Japan, three steps backward for the rest of the world.

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bender’s weekend job.

  28. DECMATH | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bending machine told me to bie his shiny metal as!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To please, bend yourself in front of the spanking machine.

  30. GwydionM | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For a ticket, please stand behind the Oder–Neisse line

  31. Crazy M | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now where do I send the money for the straightening machine?

  32. InspectHerGadget | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Pleaze push the button if you need our help.”

    In other words: Push the button to “nuke” your meal…

  33. Mr. Wrong | 9:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To oder really well, pleae buy the beans and franks tickets.

  34. Grifter | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your consonants are not consistent

  35. Unown | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do we have to kiss its shiny metal ass?

  36. EffEff | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Please buy the meal tickets from a river in Poland.

  37. Thunderbolt294 | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ang’s second job.

  38. hateredblast | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bend over and Im gonna give you some food!

  39. hateredblast | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also please push the button if you need some lube for the bending machine!

  40. Wahoo | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yor ticketz will be slighly bnt by the machie – this iz pefectly nomal.

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