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posted on 9 Jan 2013 in Bags/Packaging

Because what you can’t see can hurt you

Photo courtesy of Chloe Holmes.
Found on packaging for compact kitchen timer. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    In other words, this kitchen timer will not kick your ass.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Umm… scratching my back?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This timer tells how long your alien abduction lasted.

  4. Tong | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That depends on who is talking…

  5. Algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just keep your hands of mine.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    We also give 5 years warranty on our advanced exploder time bomb. You can test a free sample in privacy of your home, office or vacation.

  7. Tong | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They look like prisoners’ files…

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    CAUTION: Don’t enter the opposite sex through the back door

  9. jjhitt | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    My backside deserves the very best careful use.

  10. Pectolatra | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    I live for the day a man will whisper this in my ear.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Trust me. Even careless use and handling of my backside would be the most fun I’ve had in years.

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Memories of my prostate examination.

  13. BFS | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Lack of careul use and handling of your backside will cause you decline.

  14. Dervrak | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It would be funnier if it wasn’t on the wall of the prison showers….

  15. Peter Chan | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There is even more careful use and handling of your frontside.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    It carefules!

  17. Ben | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ve degraded from legitimate advertising to outright butt kissing.

  18. Chris | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    @Pectrolata: Or whisper it in your rear…

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Please be gentle; it’s my first timer.

  20. Classic Steve | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The Spanish appears to be saying the exact same thing. Maybe it’s not a mistake.

  21. Biff the Understudy | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just relax, this won’t hurt a bit….

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Careful farts never exit

  23. Marum | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No ifs or buts.

  24. Marum | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pectolatra. That thought certainly raised my….Errr….Spirits.

  25. davonblr | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now, bend over, turn your head and cough!

  26. davonblr | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Do not place in a lounge.

  27. Sparky | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Always cover your ass!

  28. coffeebot | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    carefully go back to your behind

  29. iLock | 6:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes but I still don’t know how I got this
    unexplained hemorrhoid.

  30. Ale Rojas | 9:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even the Spanish is bad

  31. Cantor | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So use a condom…

  32. raeme67 | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We would never handle your backside in an uncareful way, so leave all your backside handling needs to us!

  33. Arts | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives new meaning to CYA!

  34. Doctor Q | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Donald Duck, that means you!

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