Photo courtesy of Lindsay C.
Menu found in Xiamen, China.
Those poor birds
Home leaves of dutch spaghetti maybe
FBI – French Bureau of Iron plate
- Waiter! There’s irony in my dumplings
I would certainly order the Bureau green pork meal, the only one they assured me that would be full……
Don’t you bring that frying pan anywhere near my private dumplings!
Portugal just started work at the Suck Ho building.
Warning: the red bean cake flower may give you hives
Hmm, these Home leaves taste a bit of
So! The new Tart is Portugese?
And the Council is, like, fried.
French Husband? I’m not that hungry!
Can I have just a French boyfriend, please?
My own home left me. Thankfully, I can stay at the Bad Piggies’ bureau.
Nest dumplings? Are they like road apples?
Excuse me,waiter. Just how long have these classic egg cakes been preserved anyway?
Thank God for the new tart, even if I have to go to Lisbon to get her. I am SO tired of the old tart
French husband comb jelly apricot juice. God, the French have all the luck!
Hey, my bureau of green pork meal is full… of flies!
If Portugal is trying this way to get out of its economic crisis, Spain and Greece won’t be far behind it.
The last meal from my ex was my private dumplings fried on the burning iron plate.
Is Sam I Am the Director of the Bureau of Green Pork?
Like my hover craft, my green pork meal is full of eels!
I was into preserved egg cakes before they were classic.
The Seafood Taro Cake sounds scrumptious.
@Mickey ge. You’re right. The last time I tried that I only got spray pack Whipped Cream..
The Council is like fried. The fried bread is like toast.
“No. The new tart is from Brazil, but of course, she speaks Portugese.”
‘Why does she keep singing Sea Shanties then?’
“Because she is one of the old sailing-routes.”
Comb jelly apricot juice? Do I eat it, drink it, put it in my hair or give it to the Dutch boy whose finger is in my spaghetti?
Tianjin should not make fried bread.
Tianjin should bake it!
My doctor said to eat more greens.
Mom: Eat your pork meal, it’ll put some color in your cheeks!
Kid: Who wants green cheeks??
The French husband left home because of the new tart.
Would you, could you, in a Bureau?
Would you, could you, with some taro?
Portuguese getting tarted up… French husbands combing gel into their hair… Is this a restaurant or a salon?
Apparently, I need to catch up on “Hetalia.”
Dutch spaghetti sauce, from the sunny shores of the Zuider Zee.
When you leave home, you are old enough to be totally independant.
When home leaves you, you are old enough to be totally repulsive.
Portugal is the new tart. Please have a slice.
If you don’t mind, I’ll just go straight to the ‘wafer-thin mint’ that Mr. Creosote recommended.
The Dutch Spaghetti Sauce has been passed through a Dyke.
Don’t put your finger in the dike without asking first.
I do not rike it Sam I Am.
“Damn your lemon curd tart.” – Monty Python
They call it Pork Bureau. In my country we call it Congress.
Their terminology is more descriptive.
Confucius say: he who mixes bird-nest soup with egg-drop soup ends up with bird-drop soup.
Waiter, a dish of Classic Fail, please!
Let’s go Dutch !
I will not eat them in a bureau.
I will not eat them with Ross Perot.
I do not like green pork meal.
I do not like it, Sam Popeal.
The apricot-flavoured jelly juice from a French Husband, oh sounds raunchy. This menu is definitely EXOTIC.
Iron plate burning nest dumplings – since when did the birds leave their ‘dumps’ in their nests?
The French husband comb jelly apricot juice comes with locks of French husband hair.
Saving Private Fried and his Dumplings!
You know what this apricot juice is missing? Some comb jelly. Is your husband French?
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