Glad that green pork meal is Bureau certified!

posted on 12 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Lindsay C.
Menu found in Xiamen, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Those poor birds

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Home leaves of dutch spaghetti maybe

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    FBI – French Bureau of Iron plate

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    - Waiter! There’s irony in my dumplings

  5. emily | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I would certainly order the Bureau green pork meal, the only one they assured me that would be full……

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you bring that frying pan anywhere near my private dumplings!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Portugal just started work at the Suck Ho building.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: the red bean cake flower may give you hives

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm, these Home leaves taste a bit of

  10. Marum | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    So! The new Tart is Portugese?

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And the Council is, like, fried.

  12. Pectolatra | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    French Husband? I’m not that hungry!
    Can I have just a French boyfriend, please?

  13. Pectolatra | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    My own home left me. Thankfully, I can stay at the Bad Piggies’ bureau.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Nest dumplings? Are they like road apples?

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me,waiter. Just how long have these classic egg cakes been preserved anyway?

  16. mickeygreeneyes | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God for the new tart, even if I have to go to Lisbon to get her. I am SO tired of the old tart

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    French husband comb jelly apricot juice. God, the French have all the luck!

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, my bureau of green pork meal is full… of flies!

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If Portugal is trying this way to get out of its economic crisis, Spain and Greece won’t be far behind it.

  20. Sparky | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The last meal from my ex was my private dumplings fried on the burning iron plate.

  21. jjhitt | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Is Sam I Am the Director of the Bureau of Green Pork?

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Like my hover craft, my green pork meal is full of eels!

  23. jjhitt | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I was into preserved egg cakes before they were classic.

  24. Marum | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Seafood Taro Cake sounds scrumptious.

  25. Marum | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Mickey ge. You’re right. The last time I tried that I only got spray pack Whipped Cream..

  26. jjhitt | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Council is like fried. The fried bread is like toast.

  27. Marum | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “No. The new tart is from Brazil, but of course, she speaks Portugese.”

    ‘Why does she keep singing Sea Shanties then?’

    “Because she is one of the old sailing-routes.”

  28. jjhitt | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Comb jelly apricot juice? Do I eat it, drink it, put it in my hair or give it to the Dutch boy whose finger is in my spaghetti?

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Tianjin should not make fried bread.
    Tianjin should bake it!

  30. Frank Burns | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My doctor said to eat more greens.

  31. Lora | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mom: Eat your pork meal, it’ll put some color in your cheeks!
    Kid: Who wants green cheeks??

  32. SF | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The French husband left home because of the new tart.

  33. WorrierPrincess | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you, could you, in a Bureau?
    Would you, could you, with some taro?

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Portuguese getting tarted up… French husbands combing gel into their hair… Is this a restaurant or a salon?

  35. Classic Steve | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently, I need to catch up on “Hetalia.”

  36. RickD | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dutch spaghetti sauce, from the sunny shores of the Zuider Zee.

  37. Marum | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When you leave home, you are old enough to be totally independant.

    When home leaves you, you are old enough to be totally repulsive.

  38. DrLex | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Portugal is the new tart. Please have a slice.

  39. tadchem | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t mind, I’ll just go straight to the ‘wafer-thin mint’ that Mr. Creosote recommended.

  40. Marum | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The Dutch Spaghetti Sauce has been passed through a Dyke.

  41. Sparky | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t put your finger in the dike without asking first.

  42. Tmoses | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I do not rike it Sam I Am.

  43. EffEff | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Damn your lemon curd tart.” – Monty Python

  44. Bob T | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They call it Pork Bureau. In my country we call it Congress.
    Their terminology is more descriptive.

  45. Tom P. | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Confucius say: he who mixes bird-nest soup with egg-drop soup ends up with bird-drop soup.

  46. Peter | 10:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, a dish of Classic Fail, please!

  47. prof. Fernandez | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s go Dutch !

  48. Matt | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I will not eat them in a bureau.
    I will not eat them with Ross Perot.
    I do not like green pork meal.
    I do not like it, Sam Popeal.

  49. Nicholas | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The apricot-flavoured jelly juice from a French Husband, oh sounds raunchy. This menu is definitely EXOTIC.
    Iron plate burning nest dumplings – since when did the birds leave their ‘dumps’ in their nests?

  50. Ana | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The French husband comb jelly apricot juice comes with locks of French husband hair.

  51. hateredblast | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Saving Private Fried and his Dumplings!

  52. Thomas | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what this apricot juice is missing? Some comb jelly. Is your husband French?

  53. Arts | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You frying the WONG private dumplings!!!!!

  54. Brian | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not like green eggs and pork.
    I do not like them you dumb dork.

    I will not eat them in a car
    I will not eat them in a bar
    I will not eat them with a bear
    I will not eat them on a dare…

  55. Wahoo | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spain is the new pie.

  56. Yeehaw | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    France is the new pie.

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