I heard it’s 4-star thing

posted on 27 Jan 2013 in Chinglish

Can I get a wake-up thing at 8?

Photo courtesy of Joe F.
Hotel found in Shanghai, China. 

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  1. GwydionM | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a far far better thing that I confluence, than I have ever confluenced before

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Passes through this thing

  3. Tong | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Yes, I want that girl thing to conflunce.

  4. Tong | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Yes, I want that girl thing to confluence.

  5. SF | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Specializing in thing seminars.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    It can’t get any thinger than this.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    I thing. Therefore I am. A hotel.

  8. jjhitt | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Confluence sanitized for your protection.

  9. Chris | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you, Thing.

  10. Stopchicks | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer Hotel Thang Affluence myself; they’re more upscale and hip.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Glad to meet thing from a distance

  12. jjhitt | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    The perfect place to get your thing on.

  13. jjhitt | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m sorry, we don’t serve your kind here. This place is thing only.

  14. Droll not Troll | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Hotels often get used for a confluence of things. If you try for a thing confluence at home your spouse could walk in.

  15. Droll not Troll | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t thing too loudly. Other people may be thleeping.

  16. Marum | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Guaranteed! Running water in all rooms.

  17. Marum | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In fact, stopping the water running is the main problem.

  18. Sparky | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Where the Aadams Family comes to meet.

  19. Peter | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget the hotel thing, I just want a buffet.

  20. Chuck | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll find us at the confluence of Walk and Don’t Walk.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always practice safe thing. You don’t want your thing to catch confluenza.

  22. Marum | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd. “An Hotel”.;)

  23. Rose | 8:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Confluence. Hm. Never thought I’d learn a new word via Engrish.

  24. Marum | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer the Hotel Incongruent. It is the asmetrical building, with the purple and pink colour scheme.

  25. Marum | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Typo = asymetrical

  26. Marum | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Rose. Take no notice of the posters here.

    It is usually meant to mean the point at which rivers join. ie. The confluence of the Mississipi and Missouri rivers – their place of junction – St. Louis. Or if you are not a yank….The confluence of the Murray and Darling Rivers – at Wentworth.

    Native speaker of english English….Not american English.

  27. Marum | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually to extend it to the “place of junction” between a male and a female – reduces me to hysterics.:)

  28. Mc-Taz | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love hotel.

  29. aD | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, it’s not a hotel at all. It’s a hotel equipment store. Love your Chinese ;)

  30. DragonLady | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wild thing, you make me

  31. iLock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this anything like a time sex thing?

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