I need a change, I’ll try Modification

posted on 23 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Honey, you got Asia face!

Photo courtesy of Xiao Feng.
Found in China. 

43 captions

  1. flicky1991 | 4:05 am |

    The acid powder is more expensive because they provide the antidote too.

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    Lucy are those diamonds in the sky or modifications.

  3. coffeebot | 4:15 am |

    I sued when they mixed up my Southeast Asia face powder with acid powder.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Modification: the noodles were hard, now they’re soft.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    LSD powder will cause a big modification to your consciousness.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    Acid Powder – for that modern Pizza Face style.

  7. Tong | 4:41 am |

    I guess if I throw the acid powder and face powder onto the waiter’s face, there will be some modifications. Em, does that mean the first two dishes are made of ex employees?

  8. Tong | 4:41 am |

    I guess if I throw the acid powder and face powder onto the waiter’s face, there will be some modifications. Em, does that mean the first two dishes are made of ex employees?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |

    Don’t powder your face under the influence of a menu.

  10. emily | 4:47 am |

    Acid powder + South east asian powder = surface modification = disfiguration

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |

    Cosmetic Surgery Restaurant Sale – 50% Off your face!

  12. emily | 4:50 am |

    Waiter : May I take your order, sir? Which type of noodle would you prefer?
    Customer: I’m here for a makeover!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |

    Some of my best friends were white.
    He he hehehe…

  14. jjhitt | 5:03 am |

    Waiter, this Thailand tastes like Cambodia.

  15. jjhitt | 5:05 am |

    This is last time I let the HAZMAT team pick the restaurant.

  16. DrLex | 5:08 am |

    Mind that the cold noodle is exactly that: one strand of cold noodle. To get a warm noodle, order a modification. To get multiple noodles, order multiple modifications.

  17. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:24 am |

    Ohhh… I shouldn’t have ordered the brown acid powder. Now everything is undergoing modifications!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |

    I ordered the cold noodle and the waiter put an ice pack on my head.

  19. Civilian | 5:33 am |

    Maybe “Surface Modification” is a euphemism for gaining weight?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |

    It feels it if eating its face. Unfortunately it doesn’t understand it.

    It Paris Hilton.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 am |

    This menu is approved by elevator

  22. Frank Burns | 7:28 am |

    Do not try the Southeast Asia nose powder. Its highly addictive.

  23. Marum | 7:37 am |

    @Algernon.

    Lucy in the sky with Cubic Zirconias maybe?

  24. Marum | 7:38 am |

    Soth East Asia Face Powder = Polyfilla

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:04 am |

    Also, try one of our custom skins for free

  26. Biff the Understudy | 8:33 am |

    Excuse me, I have to powder my face.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:21 am |

    For more information, please contact our authorized drug dealer.

  28. davonblr | 11:38 am |

    It feels it when eating the noodles.

  29. davonblr | 11:40 am |

    Argh! I ordered the cold noodle and they brought me cyanide! Not cool! Next time, just bring me the egg fried rice.

  30. Sparky | 11:56 am |

    The acid powder will make your noodle cold.

  31. EffEff | 1:30 pm |

    What about your chromosomes?

  32. Katalin | 2:43 pm |

    Waiter, my noodle is warm!

  33. pijo | 9:52 pm |

    only the surface was modified

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:19 am |

    Next time on This Old Chinese Restaurant…

  35. Peter | 10:29 am |

    Menu: Waiter, I need some serious modification please!

  36. dt | 8:08 am |

    Don’t order the brown acid noodles.

  37. Karen | 3:45 pm |

    Deep down, I don’t want to change so I’ll just go with the surface modification!

  38. Prudencio Padango | 9:13 pm |

    I prefer Avon face powder,and modification for my friend

  39. Prudencio Padango | 9:15 pm |

    I prefer Avon face powder,and modification for my friend please

  40. Jaza Mayne | 7:49 am |

    Mmm, acid powder.

  41. Cantor | 10:31 am |

    Acid powder provided by the Yakuza.

  42. The Blob | 7:31 pm |

    I just love the taste of Thailand; don’t you?

  43. Rey | 6:17 am |

    I’ll take the acid powder for 25 please.

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