I need a change, I’ll try Modification

posted on 23 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Honey, you got Asia face!

Photo courtesy of Xiao Feng.
Found in China. 

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  1. flicky1991 | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    The acid powder is more expensive because they provide the antidote too.

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    Lucy are those diamonds in the sky or modifications.

  3. coffeebot | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    I sued when they mixed up my Southeast Asia face powder with acid powder.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    Modification: the noodles were hard, now they’re soft.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    LSD powder will cause a big modification to your consciousness.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    Acid Powder – for that modern Pizza Face style.

  7. Tong | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    I guess if I throw the acid powder and face powder onto the waiter’s face, there will be some modifications. Em, does that mean the first two dishes are made of ex employees?

  8. Tong | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 7  

    I guess if I throw the acid powder and face powder onto the waiter’s face, there will be some modifications. Em, does that mean the first two dishes are made of ex employees?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t powder your face under the influence of a menu.

  10. emily | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Acid powder + South east asian powder = surface modification = disfiguration

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Cosmetic Surgery Restaurant Sale – 50% Off your face!

  12. emily | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Waiter : May I take your order, sir? Which type of noodle would you prefer?
    Customer: I’m here for a makeover!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Some of my best friends were white.
    He he hehehe…

  14. jjhitt | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, this Thailand tastes like Cambodia.

  15. jjhitt | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    This is last time I let the HAZMAT team pick the restaurant.

  16. DrLex | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Mind that the cold noodle is exactly that: one strand of cold noodle. To get a warm noodle, order a modification. To get multiple noodles, order multiple modifications.

  17. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Ohhh… I shouldn’t have ordered the brown acid powder. Now everything is undergoing modifications!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    I ordered the cold noodle and the waiter put an ice pack on my head.

  19. Civilian | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe “Surface Modification” is a euphemism for gaining weight?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    It feels it if eating its face. Unfortunately it doesn’t understand it.

    It Paris Hilton.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    This menu is approved by elevator

  22. Frank Burns | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not try the Southeast Asia nose powder. Its highly addictive.

  23. Marum | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    @Algernon.

    Lucy in the sky with Cubic Zirconias maybe?

  24. Marum | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Soth East Asia Face Powder = Polyfilla

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, try one of our custom skins for free

  26. Biff the Understudy | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, I have to powder my face.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    For more information, please contact our authorized drug dealer.

  28. davonblr | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    It feels it when eating the noodles.

  29. davonblr | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Argh! I ordered the cold noodle and they brought me cyanide! Not cool! Next time, just bring me the egg fried rice.

  30. Sparky | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    The acid powder will make your noodle cold.

  31. EffEff | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    What about your chromosomes?

  32. Katalin | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, my noodle is warm!

  33. pijo | 9:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    only the surface was modified

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Next time on This Old Chinese Restaurant…

  35. Peter | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Menu: Waiter, I need some serious modification please!

  36. dt | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t order the brown acid noodles.

  37. Karen | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Deep down, I don’t want to change so I’ll just go with the surface modification!

  38. Prudencio Padango | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer Avon face powder,and modification for my friend

  39. Prudencio Padango | 9:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer Avon face powder,and modification for my friend please

  40. Jaza Mayne | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm, acid powder.

  41. Cantor | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Acid powder provided by the Yakuza.

  42. The Blob | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just love the taste of Thailand; don’t you?

  43. Rey | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the acid powder for 25 please.

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