I prefer Ragph Laumen

posted on 2 Jan 2013 in Chinglish

Do you have size !%

Photo courtesy of Brandon Schmitt.
Shop found in China. 

37 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Oh blast it’s in Polish.

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Funny they look like glesses to me

  3. SF | 4:11 am |

    And it’s not even jecns in the shop window, it’s dkcsses.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:12 am |

    cuthoriskd outlkt

  5. Mick | 4:17 am |

    Tihs doest’n fit!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    I prefer to shop at Armomi, down the street.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Now we know where the comfortable fat guy underwear comes from.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Don ‘t ect ct MaDoncld’s

  9. iLock | 4:24 am |

    Let’s Beer with Fashion design!

  10. iLock | 4:26 am |

    It’s funny how we can still understand what they’re ripping off.

  11. DrLex | 5:25 am |

    I tnink tncir kcyooard is brcken.

  12. jjhitt | 5:33 am |

    Northing cames betwein ne and mi Calrins.

  13. jjhitt | 5:35 am |

    “Between love and madness lies proof reading.”

  14. Lora | 5:59 am |

    Those are some strange-looking maniklnckins.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:22 am |

    50% Head Off

  16. Marum | 6:40 am |

    My name is Ralph, and I resent this capatation.

  17. J-Luke | 6:46 am |

    Some stores take merging very seriously…

  18. iLock | 6:52 am |

    Dentists recommend replacing manequin heads every three months
    because of the plague.
    Black Death is not the new black.

  19. Frank Burns | 6:58 am |

    Too rich for my blood. Back to Owld Naivee for me.

  20. Pectolatra | 7:45 am |

    Wrat’s tye problum? It’r so mach fun to randumly rephace tre lettars of a suntence!

  21. Big Fat Cat | 7:52 am |

    They also sell LV bags. I mean Las Vegas bags.

  22. pijo | 8:00 am |

    there’re some short circuits in the keyboard

  23. iLock | 9:21 am |

    The panel can’t agree on whether heads are in this season.

    50% say they are so 2013
    50% say keep your head on!

  24. Sparky | 9:42 am |

    It’s authentiknot.

  25. Marum | 10:39 am |

    Jeez! They use old mannequins. These ones were left over from the French Revolution.

  26. Marum | 10:39 am |

    Jeez! They use old mannequins. These ones were left over from the French Revolution.

  27. Bob T | 2:05 pm |

    The heads are in the sex toy shop across the alley.

  28. Marum | 3:41 pm |

    @Bob T

    That is not all that far fetched. In the middle ages, the prudish nuns used to break the Penises off the male statues.

    I would imagine, somewhere, in the musty old archives in the Vatican, there are, filed away, many cartons of stone penises.

    If that mental picture doesn’t make you smile….Nothing will.

  29. Marum | 3:45 pm |

    My spieling chequer walks pervertedly. This disables me to tripe within any missed steaks.

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:47 pm |

    You sure it’s Polish, Algernon? I was thinking Welsh.

  31. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:48 pm |

    Specifically, Welsh for “Sears”

  32. I disagree | 9:25 am |

    Definitely Polish.
    Welsh would be cllwn cllkin jeddns

  33. Grifter | 9:53 am |

    Your alternative would be Lekis

  34. nightslash3535 | 6:36 am |

    Somebody slept on the keyboard again

  35. EffEff | 1:33 pm |

    Serbo-Croatian

  36. redchick | 12:02 am |

    That’s taking knock offs to a new level!!

  37. The Dude | 12:21 pm |

    Poor sign installer was having a stroke.

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