I prefer Ragph Laumen

posted on 2 Jan 2013 in Chinglish

Do you have size !%

Photo courtesy of Brandon Schmitt.
Shop found in China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Oh blast it’s in Polish.

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny they look like glesses to me

  3. SF | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    And it’s not even jecns in the shop window, it’s dkcsses.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    cuthoriskd outlkt

  5. Mick | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tihs doest’n fit!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer to shop at Armomi, down the street.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we know where the comfortable fat guy underwear comes from.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don ‘t ect ct MaDoncld’s

  9. iLock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Beer with Fashion design!

  10. iLock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s funny how we can still understand what they’re ripping off.

  11. DrLex | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I tnink tncir kcyooard is brcken.

  12. jjhitt | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Northing cames betwein ne and mi Calrins.

  13. jjhitt | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Between love and madness lies proof reading.”

  14. Lora | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Those are some strange-looking maniklnckins.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    50% Head Off

  16. Marum | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My name is Ralph, and I resent this capatation.

  17. J-Luke | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some stores take merging very seriously…

  18. iLock | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dentists recommend replacing manequin heads every three months
    because of the plague.
    Black Death is not the new black.

  19. Frank Burns | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too rich for my blood. Back to Owld Naivee for me.

  20. Pectolatra | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wrat’s tye problum? It’r so mach fun to randumly rephace tre lettars of a suntence!

  21. Big Fat Cat | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They also sell LV bags. I mean Las Vegas bags.

  22. pijo | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    there’re some short circuits in the keyboard

  23. iLock | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The panel can’t agree on whether heads are in this season.

    50% say they are so 2013
    50% say keep your head on!

  24. Sparky | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s authentiknot.

  25. Marum | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jeez! They use old mannequins. These ones were left over from the French Revolution.

  26. Marum | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jeez! They use old mannequins. These ones were left over from the French Revolution.

  27. Bob T | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The heads are in the sex toy shop across the alley.

  28. Marum | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @Bob T

    That is not all that far fetched. In the middle ages, the prudish nuns used to break the Penises off the male statues.

    I would imagine, somewhere, in the musty old archives in the Vatican, there are, filed away, many cartons of stone penises.

    If that mental picture doesn’t make you smile….Nothing will.

  29. Marum | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My spieling chequer walks pervertedly. This disables me to tripe within any missed steaks.

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You sure it’s Polish, Algernon? I was thinking Welsh.

  31. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Specifically, Welsh for “Sears”

  32. I disagree | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Definitely Polish.
    Welsh would be cllwn cllkin jeddns

  33. Grifter | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Your alternative would be Lekis

  34. nightslash3535 | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somebody slept on the keyboard again

  35. EffEff | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Serbo-Croatian

  36. redchick | 12:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s taking knock offs to a new level!!

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