I was wondern a bout that

posted on 29 Jan 2013 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

That’s what you al ways say

Photo courtesy of Lianne.
T-shirt found in Thailand. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Sounds painful

  2. DrLex | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Congratulations sir, you are an ass only 50% of the time.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    12 hours a day? Nope. Once an ass, al ways an ass.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    plal
    noun.
    Word salad printed on a t-shirt. The message made no sense at all, it was a lot of plal.

  5. SF | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    The translator worked during the bad half of the day. A lot of people must have co complained and my guess is that he camanged.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You camange if you want, I’m still admiring her cans.

  7. krysto4 | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Shirt, I must complain about you incomprehensibilitivitationlookinglikeunderstandibility….

  8. krysto4 | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Al Ways – isn’t he a DJ?

  9. Andreas | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 45  Subtract rating 0  

    Go home T-Shirt, you’re drunk.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s not Engrish, that’s Thaigrish!

  11. DrLex | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I recognize the remains of the word “alcohol” in there. That explains a lot.

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    gettin toomuch ass? Complain here.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Another fine product from EXVWBZNR, world’s foremost manufacturer of eye charts.

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Lyrics to “Come On Alooiomilikeing” by Deaurul’s Midnight Riders.

  15. Pectolatra | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, dammit. It looks like somebody caught me sleep-talking.

  16. DECMATH | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Big Fat Cat, you ain’t lion.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Your work sys appears to have a virus, probably from watching ass 12 hours a day on infected porn sites.

  18. Pectolatra | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ass 12 hours a day. So you really wanted it?”
    Actually no, but I could never tell my ex-boss was like that.

  19. pijo | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    always wonder how they manage to create such beautiful Engrish …

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    THIS IS NOT FANNY!!!

  21. Sparky | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass.

  22. jjhitt | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    That is EXACTLY what I want my tombstone to say.

  23. Nonsuch Ned | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to complain. 12 Hours a day! Al ways, al ways. Really, Could we make a camange? This isn’t what I really wanted. So, could you please rotate me out of the Proctology internship?

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Those words that make any sense only confuse me.

  25. Marum | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Ass 12 hours a day would not be a lot. It would be a superaBUNdance.

  26. Marum | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    ♫La bella camangeo
    La ameixe del plaleo.♪

    Nuh! It snot Espanol.

  27. jjhitt | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ass in a can. An idea whose time has come. Twelve hours ago.

  28. GwydionM | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    My ass asked for evenings off, but I couldn’t find a replacement

  29. Biff the Understudy | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sarcoptic camange, to be precise.

  30. RT | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the back of the shirt has the exact same message, except ass is substituted with breasts

  31. Marum | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Our translator is having an anxiety attack. She thinks she’s going to be fired for incompetennce.

  32. Marum | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Ass 12hrs a day?

    Another inSCREWtable oriental.

  33. Marum | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Ass 12hrs a day??

    If Australian women were that way inclined, there would be 1.5 billion Aussies too.

  34. Anomoly | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I totally agree with the shirt. My words exactly.

  35. iLock | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    It was a lot. I don’t remember saying that. Maybe I was joking.

  36. iLock | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shallow plal.

  37. davonblr | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ass 12 hours a day makes Johnny a dull boy.

  38. Danco | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the West people get tattoos of Chinese symbols without really understanding what they mean. In the East, people, apparently, think English letters look cool, but likewise have no clue what exactly they mean.

  39. Peter | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thai Land will al ways be Thai Land.

  40. EffEff | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ass 12 hours a day” belongs on the rear pockets of pants.

  41. Anonymous | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone slept on the keyboard again, honey.

  42. Atli | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “You have to have-uh… ASS… in moderation!”

  43. Cantor | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Moral of the story…

    Remember kids: Always cans or you camange!

  44. morshu | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ass. you want it? its yours my friend, as long as you have enough plal

  45. olog-hai | 9:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would any self-respecting kathoey be caught dead in that shirt . . . ?

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