I won’t join any spa that will have me

posted on 28 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Photo courtesy of Alvaro Guzman.
Found at expat compound in Hanoi, Vietnam.  

36 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:01 am |

    Welcome! Please don’t come in.

  2. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    The smile its open and shut

  3. Algernon | 4:14 am |

    By appointment only

  4. coffeebot | 4:17 am |

    You can’t get there from here.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Closed to you, unless you have permission.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Spa opening, spa closed. How Hanoi-ing!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    30% opening / 70% closed

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |

    Must be one of those closed-air events.

  9. jjhitt | 4:49 am |

    Welcome to Spa Carnifonia, you can check out, but you can’t get in.

  10. jjhitt | 4:52 am |

    Fine print: wakeyoursansesup

  11. spare ocean | 4:54 am |

    Cartman started this idea.

  12. Pectolatra | 4:54 am |

    Grand opening… but not for you, ordinary people!

  13. Pectolatra | 4:57 am |

    Grand opening… in 2011. Nowadays it’s closed.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:08 am |

    In time of the grand opening, it is closed. But it feels it is invited to watch the thing from a distance.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    Good English? Closed, but no cigar.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |

    I think I see the problem. When they say “Grand” opening, that’s what it costs to get in. 😉

  17. GwydionM | 5:36 am |

    Keep your friends closed and your enemies even more closed. (Don Vito Corleone.)

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:29 am |

    I know how they feel – she was always very closed to me.

  19. Ben | 7:50 am |

    Sometimes the 1% just likes to rub it in our faces.

  20. Marum | 9:02 am |

    Beyonce! Now, that would be a “Grand Opening”.

  21. Marum | 9:04 am |

    Spa services?? I know what is on offer in Thailand. What does Vietnam offer?

  22. Marum | 9:06 am |

    Look mate. We wouldn’y allow YOU into anything we run.

  23. Marum | 9:11 am |

    Smile Spa???? I know what a “Smiley” is, and it certainly does….Wake up your senses. But a Smile spa would be ridiculous.

  24. Biff the Understudy | 10:44 am |

    “It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
    — George Carlin

  25. Classic Steve | 11:04 am |

    “Just like me, they want to be…”

  26. Sparky | 2:01 pm |

    Closed to you by the Carpenters?

  27. RT | 3:50 pm |

    wouldn’t be surprised if the entrance is a revolving door

  28. Mr. Wrong | 3:52 pm |

    Closed, especially for you!

  29. Peter | 9:03 pm |

    So . . . need I pay a penny?

  30. Bob T | 10:42 pm |

    What is Vietnamese for Gaijin?

  31. DragonLady | 3:42 am |

    Hello, I must be going.

  32. iLock | 4:00 am |

    Glad to meet spa from a distance… *Turns nose up, walks away*

  33. Cantor | 10:34 am |

    Its a grand opening for everyone! But you are not invited.

    Have a day lucky cat!

  34. Eoin | 5:55 am |

    This is what happens when the neighborhood starts to turn Gentile.

  35. Denisaiko | 9:05 pm |

    Cpt. Jack Sparrow: “Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you’re not invited” .

  36. olog-hai | 9:30 pm |

    @Bob T: Google Translate says it’s “người nước ngoài”.

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