I would like to order a food.

posted on 14 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Dr Moreau’s table manners were strict but fair…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Oertwig.
Found at a Korean grocery store in Honolulu. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 38  Subtract rating 2  

    Use your chicken claw instead.

  2. Mick | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Come and see the food testing area, watch out for the bears!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 2  

    Bears’ hands have taste buds? Isn’t nature wonderful!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    When picking up food, use a pair of tongues.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    No problem. I’m used to taste a food with my mouth anyway.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    But they told me this is a Supper Market!

  7. DrLex | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I cannot bare these restrictions!

  8. DrLex | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Also, please do not taste a drink with your anteater snout.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Don’t worry, I’m anti-virus

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, BooBoo!

  11. Lora | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    But the bears are grumpy enough from waking up during hibernation, they might decide to taste a people instead! :-O

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does a food bare in the woods?

  13. Frank Burns | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    So teach the bears to use chop sticks then.

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I was going to stop by the bakery department for some bear claws, but now I don’t know.

  15. Biff the Understudy | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    What, the fork?

  16. jjhitt | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I support the right to bear arms …. and hands.

  17. jjhitt | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m so hungry I need a food six-pack.

  18. Peter | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Use your bear feet instead

  19. Silly Uncle Willy | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Why must you embearass me in public?

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wasn’t it Goldilocks who tried on the three bears?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, in this place they can many bears.

  22. Sparky | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dare to be bare or bear or whatever.

  23. pikapal | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I use a paw?

  24. Sarah | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they mean “bare” or “beer” hand???

  25. GwydionM | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Also keep your bear bottom decently clothed

  26. Ralph Hamilton | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of fued, I would always use my bear hand.

  27. Marum | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    About tasting and Taste-buds.

    In Biology Class they were assessing the glucose content of human sperm. Eventually one of the girls asked the Professor. “How come it doesn’t taste sweet then?” Then stated blushing madly when she realized what she had just said.

    The Professor lifted his head out of the papers he was marking, looked over the top of his glasses, and answered. ‘Your taste buds for sweet are at the front of your tongue, not at the back.’

  28. tadchem | 3:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Never argue table manners with a bear.

  29. Frank Burns | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My paw said I could.

  30. Horst Nordfink | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a right to bear arms!

  31. iLock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have any Grylled food I could eat with my bear hand?

  32. Sparky | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ouch. Too late!

  33. Cantor | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They got rid of this after the strange case of a certain “smarter than the average bear” got killed.

    And about time!

  34. Cantor | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, ill just use my bear mouth instead.

  35. raeme67 | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, feel free to use your hulk fists but no bear hands.

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