Never without her permission

posted on 7 Jan 2013 in Instructions, Menus

Precautions had to be made for Clinton’s visit…

Photo courtesy of ASV.
Found in Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    They mightn’t like it

  2. Mick | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Failing to not enter the opposite sex in the room will result in a slappin’ you’ll never forget!

  3. DrLex | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 2  

    No mention about same sex. Gay people are free to do what they want!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Just enter the opposite sex at the entrance.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    But to take off my life jacket has me decline

  6. Pectolatra | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    If you do, the opposite sex may take off her shoes the Iraqi way.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s hard to resist a maid in Japan

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    If I can’t enter her or eat her, what can I do? I know. I’ll indulge in a little foot-fetishism.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Exactly what are we not supposed to eat in a lounge?

  10. DrLex | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems possible to violate all these prohibitions in a single act.

  11. jjhitt | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Will the last person to leave my girl friend please turn the lights off.

  12. jjhitt | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    What part of EXIT ONLY do you not understand, buddy?

  13. jjhitt | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “You have to be size 8 or larger for this ride.”

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    WARNING: You’ve been entered!

  15. Sparky | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Please to use outside.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Is it at least allowed to eat on the street with my shoes on, and just watch the whole show through the window?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    - How would you like your sex, Sir?
    - Medium-opposite, please.

  18. Frank Burns | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst brothel ever.

  19. Droll not Troll | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So hand jobs in the room are allowed?

  20. Ben | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You say not in the room, but the last time I tried that outside people got REALLY upset.

  21. Lora | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t eat in a lounge, all they serve is lizard meat.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter The Dragon!

  23. GwydionM | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t lounge, stand or sit up straight before eating.

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    When the Duke of Wellington strode into the room and entered Lady Hamilton, I hope he took his boots and spurs off first.

  25. Ralph Hamilton | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    S & M means never having to say you are sorry.

  26. Mr. Wrong | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait until you’ve taken the opposite sex elsewhere. Our hourly rooms for instance.

  27. Mr. Wrong | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait until you’ve taken the opposite sex elsewhere. Our hourly rooms for instance.

  28. ccY | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t enter the opposite sex in the room,

    but enter the same sex at the backroom.

  29. Jewels | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just do it in the lounge.

  30. iLock | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    It’s the Annual Anorexic Barefoot Gay Orgy!

  31. Peter Chan | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fortunately I have no intention to do so whatsoever.

  32. forrest | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In other words, don’t come inside.

  33. upuaut | 8:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter the opposite sex the back door only.

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