Please be in the sidewalk

posted on 17 Jan 2013 in Signs

You probably should quitting

Photo courtesy of “Tomodachi”
Found in Vanilla Club in Tokyo. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Where should I go in the roof

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Oh, what a feeling
    When we’re smoking in the ceiling ♫

  3. jjhitt | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Is that anything like smorking?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    There’s a crack in the floor. Don’t smoking crack.

  5. iLock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    This really is a Vanilla Club, I like to do things differently,
    one of my favourite things to do is smoke in the floor.
    I’m outta here, off to the Twilight Zone Club.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Smoke on the water!

  7. jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Get in the floor and dance on everybody.

  8. iLock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    If you’re going to do such a dangerous thing as smoking,
    then why not get up and smoke in the tables and increase
    the risk of harming yourself and others even more?
    You reckless person you.

  9. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    If you aare smoking from the rear, you should consider giving up eating curries.

  10. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Or Wasabi paste

  11. Tong | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Caution: smoking can affect your health, particularly the smoke from the cracks of everybody to the crack of the floor.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From me, definitely smoking in the air.

  13. l2646134 | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Have you got a light, Spidey?

  14. DrLex | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Is smoking in the wall from a single person allowed?

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Get your butts out in the floor- and DANCE!

  16. DrLex | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    (Sang to the tune of Starsailor – “Four to the floor”)

    Smoke in the floor I was sure, never seeing clear,
    I had a cigarette, from everybody here.
    Smoke in the floor I was sure, in the Vanilla club,
    security forbid, they had me locked up.

  17. Marum | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    @Tong If you are smoking from the crack, perhaps you should consider making love a leetle slower, or using a good lubricant.

  18. Peter | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Let’s smoking in the ceiling from somebody.

  19. Chuck | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    And everybody can’t be wrong.

  20. Droll not Troll | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    People only smoke in the floor because they’re board.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Now everybody out of the floor!

  22. Marum | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT Confucious say :)

  23. Droll not Troll | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: Where’s that edit button? ;)

  24. SRobinson | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No smoking in the crack!

  25. Bob T | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was smoking on the floor until a drunk stepped on my hand.

  26. Auntie | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Pretty sure the sign in nihongo says something reasonable like “Please don’t smoke in the dance floor area where everyone is”.

  27. GwydionM | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s it all about, Auntie? You’ve now told us, thanks.

  28. Sparky | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From Jimmy Hoffa.

  29. Colaiaco-vo | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I smoke sitting

  30. The Blob | 7:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smoking in the ceiling only.

  31. Miguel | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you everybody. Much appreciated.

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