Please break-in carefully

posted on 25 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Stealing approved items only

Photo courtesy of Jack Mierzejewski.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

46 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    How about bill posters.

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    No way! Prosecution out of the question also then.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    – Yes Officer, but before I attacked him, I showed him my driving license!

  4. DrLex | 4:12 am |

    No speeding without obeying the speed limit.
    No walking on the grass without staying on the path.
    No littering without putting garbage in the dustbin.
    No hullabaloo without staying quiet.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Only unauthorised persons may enter.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Event of trespassing is prohibited by door.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Bureaucracy must be crafty

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |

    On the other hand, trespassers without permission will be fine

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:02 am |

    ….and if you don’t come in, we won’t let you out again.

  10. Tong | 5:08 am |

    Don’t run the risk of been prosecuted, apply for a permit inside the building.

  11. DrLex | 5:19 am |

    No taking stairs without permission of elevator.

  12. jjhitt | 5:26 am |

    Protected by Sign.

  13. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    Parking for Stationary Vehicles Only.

  14. jjhitt | 5:29 am |

    Sneaking Around Zone — Please Skulk Carefully.

  15. coffeebot | 5:43 am |

    Robbers may not be invited back.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 am |

    Breaking is entering, so be our guest

  17. Marum | 5:56 am |

    Q. Well. How do I cross the lawn then?

    A.Stand on the path, and catch a fairy across.

  18. Marum | 5:58 am |

    But! If I had permission, I wouldn’t be a trespasser….Wouldn’t I?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:59 am |

    No car drinking without driving

  20. Marum | 6:00 am |

    Who are you calling “Wooden Eye”? You dumb round eye plick.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:06 am |

    If it’s dark, please disregard sign.

  22. Pectolatra | 6:17 am |

    You know what they say: everything that is strictly prohibited is slightly permitted.

  23. Frank Burns | 6:20 am |

    “To whom it may concern; My son Juan Epstein has my permission to trespass whereever he wants to.” signed Epsteins Mother

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |

    CERTIFIED WARNING: Not Asia without Engrish

  25. Sparky | 6:52 am |

    Thank God you got my envelope. I’m in.

  26. davonblr | 7:34 am |

    Larceny prohibited without purchase. Violators will be prosecuted.

  27. Ben | 7:58 am |

    We think it’s an inside job, chief. Apparently the trespasser had permission.

  28. Chris | 8:13 am |

    Trespasses will not be forgiven.

  29. GwydionM | 11:04 am |

    Application forms for would-be burglars can be obtained from the Post Office and some supermarkets.

  30. iLock | 2:19 pm |

    Trespassing sometimes forbidden by camera.

  31. mickeygreeneyes | 3:21 pm |

    Quick! How do you spell Mierzejewski?

  32. EffEff | 4:46 pm |

    “And the sign says anyone caught trespassing will be shot on sight…”

  33. RT | 4:51 pm |

    must be schrodinger’s “keep off my yard” sign

  34. Jay | 7:27 pm |

    Pick up your “Authorized Trespasser” badges at the front desk.

  35. Droll not Troll | 8:49 pm |

    That’s what she said! 😈

  36. Droll not Troll | 8:57 pm |

    @mickeygreeneyes: I see what you did there. 😀

    BYW, Iif you don’t know how to pronounce Mierzejewski, then you don’t know Jack.

  37. Marum | 9:21 pm |

    AsThe alcohlolic signwriter wrote.

    PROSHPASSERS WILL BE TRESHECUTED

  38. steve | 5:45 am |

    @Marum: You were drunk when you wrote that, weren’t you?

  39. Brian | 1:55 pm |

    Yet if you have permission, it isn’t “Trespassing”….

  40. ravenxcorvinus | 8:56 pm |

    I asked and they still said no.

  41. Jaza Mayne | 7:52 am |

    If you have permission, you’re not trespassing. If you’re trespassing, you don;t have permission… It’s lose-lose.

  42. Nonsuch Ned | 11:49 am |

    You can’t keep me out!
    For I am Bland, Jimmy Bland.
    Agent 006 – License to Trespass!

  43. iLock | 3:14 am |

    I permit myself to trespass.

  44. iLock | 3:15 am |

    Trespassing permitted by cameras blind spot.

  45. Gamera68 | 6:55 pm |

    Stalkers permitted at all times.

  46. rocha | 11:58 am |

    Please sign the register before trespassing…

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