Please break-in carefully

posted on 25 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Stealing approved items only

Photo courtesy of Jack Mierzejewski.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    How about bill posters.

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    No way! Prosecution out of the question also then.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    - Yes Officer, but before I attacked him, I showed him my driving license!

  4. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    No speeding without obeying the speed limit.
    No walking on the grass without staying on the path.
    No littering without putting garbage in the dustbin.
    No hullabaloo without staying quiet.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Only unauthorised persons may enter.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Event of trespassing is prohibited by door.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Bureaucracy must be crafty

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    On the other hand, trespassers without permission will be fine

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ….and if you don’t come in, we won’t let you out again.

  10. Tong | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t run the risk of been prosecuted, apply for a permit inside the building.

  11. DrLex | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No taking stairs without permission of elevator.

  12. jjhitt | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Protected by Sign.

  13. jjhitt | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Parking for Stationary Vehicles Only.

  14. jjhitt | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sneaking Around Zone — Please Skulk Carefully.

  15. coffeebot | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Robbers may not be invited back.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Breaking is entering, so be our guest

  17. Marum | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Q. Well. How do I cross the lawn then?

    A.Stand on the path, and catch a fairy across.

  18. Marum | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    But! If I had permission, I wouldn’t be a trespasser….Wouldn’t I?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    No car drinking without driving

  20. Marum | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Who are you calling “Wooden Eye”? You dumb round eye plick.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s dark, please disregard sign.

  22. Pectolatra | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they say: everything that is strictly prohibited is slightly permitted.

  23. Frank Burns | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    “To whom it may concern; My son Juan Epstein has my permission to trespass whereever he wants to.” signed Epsteins Mother

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    CERTIFIED WARNING: Not Asia without Engrish

  25. Sparky | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God you got my envelope. I’m in.

  26. davonblr | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Larceny prohibited without purchase. Violators will be prosecuted.

  27. Ben | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    We think it’s an inside job, chief. Apparently the trespasser had permission.

  28. Chris | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Trespasses will not be forgiven.

  29. GwydionM | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Application forms for would-be burglars can be obtained from the Post Office and some supermarkets.

  30. iLock | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Trespassing sometimes forbidden by camera.

  31. mickeygreeneyes | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Quick! How do you spell Mierzejewski?

  32. EffEff | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “And the sign says anyone caught trespassing will be shot on sight…”

  33. RT | 4:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    must be schrodinger’s “keep off my yard” sign

  34. Jay | 7:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Pick up your “Authorized Trespasser” badges at the front desk.

  35. Droll not Troll | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what she said! :twisted:

  36. Droll not Troll | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @mickeygreeneyes: I see what you did there. :D

    BYW, Iif you don’t know how to pronounce Mierzejewski, then you don’t know Jack.

  37. Marum | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    AsThe alcohlolic signwriter wrote.

    PROSHPASSERS WILL BE TRESHECUTED

  38. steve | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: You were drunk when you wrote that, weren’t you?

  39. Brian | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yet if you have permission, it isn’t “Trespassing”….

  40. ravenxcorvinus | 8:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I asked and they still said no.

  41. Jaza Mayne | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you have permission, you’re not trespassing. If you’re trespassing, you don;t have permission… It’s lose-lose.

  42. Nonsuch Ned | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t keep me out!
    For I am Bland, Jimmy Bland.
    Agent 006 – License to Trespass!

  43. iLock | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I permit myself to trespass.

  44. iLock | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Trespassing permitted by cameras blind spot.

  45. Gamera68 | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stalkers permitted at all times.

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