Snow joke

posted on 10 Jan 2013 in Signs

The one on the left is homery…

Photo courtesy of R. Wallace.
Photo taken at Hakuba Ski Resort, Japan. 

33 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:02 am |

    Your beard must be this long —
    to enter this ride.

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Just beware of the yellow bits.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    No frags on srope, no srarom.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    Leady?

  5. jjhitt | 4:32 am |

    The Bad Hair Gang on vacation.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |

    – They’re white and fall from the sky in winter. What are they?
    – Snow freaks!

  7. Rm | 5:15 am |

    brrrrrrrr… it’s vely cord …

  8. Marum | 5:35 am |

    Hello big boy! I’m Cecil, your official nut groomer for today.

  9. Marum | 5:36 am |

    Well groomed experts go to the Versache Slops.

  10. Marum | 5:38 am |

    @algernon. If the slopes are that wild, the brown bits require care too.

  11. coffeebot | 5:39 am |

    …unress you have a rearry good hearth pran

  12. Marum | 5:39 am |

    BEWARE THE AVALANCHE FALLS.

    And he was.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:44 am |

    Could I have some Russian dressing with that expert on ry?

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:45 am |

    We have to stay up here on this freezing frickin’ mountain away from everybody because we haven’t bathed in weeks.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 am |

    Snowbearding is just one of our hobbies

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:54 am |

    It’s Gloomed by our expelt onry.

  17. DrLex | 6:09 am |

    Razors, hair trimmers, soap, and make-up must be handed in at the entrance.

  18. Frank Burns | 7:14 am |

    Bunny hill just glumpy. (but well groomed)

  19. demondude777 | 9:44 am |

    Darn thos gaijins!!!

  20. Nonsuch Ned | 10:09 am |

    You know, you’re pronouncing it wrong.
    The correct pronunciation is “Shreeing.”

  21. Lora | 10:22 am |

    When the guy on the far right sees where his glove is in the photo, he’ll be dad-blasted onry!

  22. GwydionM | 11:02 am |

    Take a slide on the wild side

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:19 am |

    – Mommy! I see white people!

  24. tadchem | 1:02 pm |

    A chirry rooking crowd…

  25. Sparky | 1:44 pm |

    Top 10 Reasons Skiing is Better
    10. Choice of day or night
    9. You pay once to go up and down all day
    8. Skis are always hard
    7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
    6. You always get picked up when in line
    5. Lubricant lasts for days
    4. Vertical is better than horizontal
    3. You can ride more than 2 skiers at a time
    2. Lessons are available from anyone
    1. Abundance of virgin territory

  26. Patricia Yarrow | 2:11 pm |

    A crassic!

  27. Marum | 9:56 pm |

    I think the bloke on the right, needs to go in a hurry.

  28. ManaUser | 11:06 pm |

    That’s one orny slope, an’ it don’t look none too well groomed neither, pardner.

  29. iLock | 6:40 am |

    ♫ Onry the ronery (Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah) ♫

  30. Peter | 12:05 am |

    Epic fair

  31. Davey08 | 8:34 pm |

    ♫It’s rike I tord you. Onry the ronery can pray,♫

  32. jk | 2:49 pm |

    I started to go with them, but the rift rines were too rong.

  33. raeme67 | 3:52 pm |

    So don’t piss him off, okay?

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