Snow joke

posted on 10 Jan 2013 in Signs

The one on the left is homery…

Photo courtesy of R. Wallace.
Photo taken at Hakuba Ski Resort, Japan. 

33 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Your beard must be this long —
    to enter this ride.

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Just beware of the yellow bits.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    No frags on srope, no srarom.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Leady?

  5. jjhitt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Bad Hair Gang on vacation.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    - They’re white and fall from the sky in winter. What are they?
    - Snow freaks!

  7. Rm | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    brrrrrrrr… it’s vely cord …

  8. Marum | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Hello big boy! I’m Cecil, your official nut groomer for today.

  9. Marum | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well groomed experts go to the Versache Slops.

  10. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @algernon. If the slopes are that wild, the brown bits require care too.

  11. coffeebot | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    …unress you have a rearry good hearth pran

  12. Marum | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    BEWARE THE AVALANCHE FALLS.

    And he was.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I have some Russian dressing with that expert on ry?

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We have to stay up here on this freezing frickin’ mountain away from everybody because we haven’t bathed in weeks.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Snowbearding is just one of our hobbies

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Gloomed by our expelt onry.

  17. DrLex | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Razors, hair trimmers, soap, and make-up must be handed in at the entrance.

  18. Frank Burns | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bunny hill just glumpy. (but well groomed)

  19. demondude777 | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Darn thos gaijins!!!

  20. Nonsuch Ned | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, you’re pronouncing it wrong.
    The correct pronunciation is “Shreeing.”

  21. Lora | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When the guy on the far right sees where his glove is in the photo, he’ll be dad-blasted onry!

  22. GwydionM | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take a slide on the wild side

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Mommy! I see white people!

  24. tadchem | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    A chirry rooking crowd…

  25. Sparky | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Top 10 Reasons Skiing is Better
    10. Choice of day or night
    9. You pay once to go up and down all day
    8. Skis are always hard
    7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
    6. You always get picked up when in line
    5. Lubricant lasts for days
    4. Vertical is better than horizontal
    3. You can ride more than 2 skiers at a time
    2. Lessons are available from anyone
    1. Abundance of virgin territory

  26. Patricia Yarrow | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A crassic!

  27. Marum | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the bloke on the right, needs to go in a hurry.

  28. ManaUser | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one orny slope, an’ it don’t look none too well groomed neither, pardner.

  29. iLock | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Onry the ronery (Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah) ♫

  30. Peter | 12:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Epic fair

  31. Davey08 | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    ♫It’s rike I tord you. Onry the ronery can pray,♫

  32. jk | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I started to go with them, but the rift rines were too rong.

  33. raeme67 | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So don’t piss him off, okay?

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