The secret is in the Nanomdter technique

posted on 13 Jan 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of zljohn.
Insoles from China. 

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Reduce the earthquake and eliminate foot tsunamis!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    - Hi, Poly! Expertshuang jiao banshoe mat!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Swcat of absorbs? Is that a tarot card?

  4. SF | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope that the hi-poly will not reduce the quake of a good kick applied to the bottom of the shuo jiang ba expert who translated with meticulous care.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    With exception of swcat, it seems to be a paret thing

  6. GwydionM | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So I left the foot department / got myself a sweaty shoe

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, Poly. Watch out for the swcat, it wants to eat you!

  8. coffeebot | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    my fcet are so swcet smelling

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn, I sprained my earthquake again

  10. Algernon | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it for foot viruses or smells

  11. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    STURGEON GENERAL WARMING: Materialof Hi-POLY causes cancre.

  12. jjhitt | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Failure to update anti-virus protections may result in earthquake or failure of reservoir tip.

  13. jjhitt | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t know about most folks, but I usually take my shoes off before pleasing the usage cave.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    See also our ‘Hello Kitty’ product, which does not just drastically reduce meteor crashes and alien attacks but can be also effectively used against hangover!

  15. jjhitt | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A distant journey of a thousand miles begins with the Foot Department. They care.

  16. Snickers | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Why didn’t they use these in Haiti recently?

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi-Poly! Wanna cracker? Huh? Waddaya mean, “Crack her yourself. You brought her here.”? You better watch it, pal, or you’ll be on the menu tonight along with the road-kill special.

  18. mickeygreeneyes | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, what they said!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I normally use Hi-Norton deodorization technique.

  20. chinese technology | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I love it how the picture with the epicenter graphic goes so well with the earthquake text. That’s some high-tech chinese nanomdter technology!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: In case of a strong odor or virus, just open the Windows

  22. Sparky | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a whole lot of soul.

  23. DrLex | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I installed two pairs of anti-virus and now my computer is less smelly!

  24. Marum | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Imports the materialof. Aha! It’s soviet made.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Announcemcnts: ‘Hello Sailor’ foot cares – coming soon to a Suck Ho bldg near you

  26. Classic Steve | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi-Poly for the hoi polloi?

  27. pasdrole | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy now! Not only will your feet not stink, but neither will your swcat! Also, cures flu, prevents earthquakes, and can solve the healthcare crisis. Try now and we’ll throw in a nice shoe mat…For best results, while pleasing the usage, alternate with both hands; cave and concave face to the top to strengthen the result!

  28. Ralph Hamilton | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    What happens when the nano-tubes finally fill up with gunk? They will probably smell like a farting horse.

  29. Ralph Hamilton | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT Foot tsunamis are not a problem. When they are more than ten foot, then they become a pain in the nanomdtres.

  30. Ralph Hamilton | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    And I thought the yanks were full of BS in their advertising.

  31. Ralph Hamilton | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After we have bored you into a coma with our advertising, we will painlessly extract your Credit Card, and sell you this bloody junk.

  32. Ralph Hamilton | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The longest journey starts with a single nanomdter.

    (Thoughts of Mao Tse Dung)

  33. Ralph Hamilton | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As you can see. Our bureau for the distribution of unprdndnceable wdrds is functioning at full incomprehensibility.

  34. Ralph Hamilton | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We tried to get an interview with the minister for Bureau of Incomprehensibility, but he was not talking to the press. It appears he fractured his jaw, trying to pronoounce a word with a quadruple consonant.

  35. Peter | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nanomdter sure absorbs swcat

  36. pijo | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    shuang jiao ban! the shoe mat expert!!

  37. Sparky | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Target practice.

  38. Facu Mendez TENNIS TENNIS TENNIS | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel nanodmter hi tech shoe thats cool

  39. raeme67 | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi poly! I’m so glad that your product has combinative high-tech nanomdter techinque! I wouldn’t dream of buying it if it failed in this most important area. I have a cat I’d like absorbed but it is not any Sw cat, will this product work on any old cat? Any product that can absorb a cat and reduce earthquakes has my vote!

  40. Machine | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Will be a nice change from my earthquake-causing doc martins

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