This is why I don’t order Turkish food in China…

posted on 26 Jan 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Nick Cucinella.
Menu from Turkish restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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  1. GwydionM | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Lose face but gain oil and meat

  2. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Yes. That’s why they make flavored sexual lubricants .

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    What did you call me??!!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Before meal, ”Lip & eye remover” is highly recommended

  5. Algernon | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Could it be goat

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll keep an eye out for the dessert.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    You can find a recipe on the Facebook

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    One of Picasso’s early works.

  9. DrLex | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I rubbed the oil all over my face and stuck the pieces of meat to it. Now what?

  10. J-Luke | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hi, I’m Through Oil”
    “Hi, I’m Mix Face. Nice to meat you”

  11. Droll not Troll | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Neither oil nor meat nor mix of face stays these Chinese cooks from the swift completion of their appointed Turkish food.

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, I’m feeling lazy tonight. Would you please throw the food in my face and save me the trouble? Thanks.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Darling! What are you doing on my plate?!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter! The Big Brother I ordered is watching me!

  15. Pectolatra | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …originating edible faces. I heard llamas like to eat that.

  16. Lora | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And I used to think applying beauty masks made from mashed-up avacado and bananas was weird…

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Sweetie…? Your face eats my french fries!

  18. Marum | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Tis oil really improves my love life. I put it on the door knob, so the little bastards can’t open it while we are screwing.

  19. Sparky | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t let your meat loaf.

  20. Tj4matic | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now, I hapth teu learnt turkish-chinese enqlish. The menu ith in enrklish…

  21. KBurchfiel | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    This is a disadvantage of simplified characters: ‘face’ and ‘noodles’ share the same character, whereas traditional Chinese retains 麵 to denote noodles.

  22. Marum | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    101 ways to eat your lover.

  23. emily | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A plate of face, please. Make it smiley!

  24. Marum | 10:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Turkish, Chinese Style, means never having to face your lover ever again.

  25. Marum | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    McDonalds opens a chain of brothels.

    The girl repeats the order. One Round the World, one French, one Doggy Style. You want Fellatio with that?

  26. RJF | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s a ear in my soup.

  27. Marum | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I actually don’t mind eating my lover, but I’ve never thought of putting her on a plate before.

    Do I have to say grace first?

  28. Marum | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: You want beads with that?;)

  29. davonblr | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like chicken!

  30. Jim_S | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This IS my oil meat fix face!

  31. rinronta | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Japanese.
    In Chinese, “面” means “noodle” but also means “face”.
    Originally,”麺” is the right kanji to mean “noodle”, and it’s also used in Japanese.
    Chinese kanji are different from japanese ones.
    They simplify 麺 to 面 in Chinese.
    In Japanese,”面” means “surface”.
    human “face” is “顔” in Japanese kanji.

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