Three cups one chicken

posted on 16 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

In China, sheet iron sauce burns you

Photo courtesy of Phileas Fogg & Weilian Caoni.
Menu found in China. 

55 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    I’ll have the sheet iron with a side of welding thanks

  2. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    All these meals come with a metal saw and an angle grinder.

  3. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    Coming soon: a series of new Popeye comics where he eats the cans instead of the spinach inside them.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    The frog is bummed because the sheet iron didn’t come with rivets.
    Rivet, ….. rivet..

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Two all-beef patties, sheet iron sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickled pepper, onions – all on a sesame seed bun.

  6. SF | 4:22 am |

    Waiter! There is rust in my sheet iron sauce.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Hey, this sheet iron is only 0.6 mils thick. Curses, foiled again!

  8. Salome | 4:58 am |

    Droll not Troll–you sure that’s not a sesame seed bum?

  9. iLock | 5:00 am |

    Aww sheet man, we almost got busted by the salty pigs
    coz that young stool pigeon ratted us out!
    Who would’ve thought that this countries iron sauce fist would
    end up saving our asses!

  10. iLock | 5:10 am |

    Sheet iron sauce car three cups of non-alcoholic ginger bear

  11. Jonnytbone | 5:23 am |

    Not funny. I was admitted to the hospital last year with sheet iron sauce burns.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:27 am |

    Iron Man is not pleased with this menu.

  13. jjhitt | 5:41 am |

    Buns the beef? In my country we call that a hamburger.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:46 am |

    I’m sorry, sir. I really can’t recommend the sheet iron sauce tonight. How about I call two suck hos for you?

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:47 am |

    Salty pig’s front trotters? Aren’t they that band we saw in Seattle?

  16. jjhitt | 5:55 am |

    Is the cup half empty or half full of chickens?

  17. J-Luke | 5:57 am |

    Sheet iron sauce: the newest material used in animal crematoria…

  18. jjhitt | 6:05 am |

    I’ll just have (name), hold the burning frogs and stuff.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |

    Sheet happens!

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |

    2 chickens, 1 cup.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:14 am |

    Bum burns a bun.

  22. Frank Burns | 6:19 am |

    This chef has no imagination.

  23. Marum | 6:20 am |

    I’m Peter Piper,
    Please provide some pickled pepper.

  24. Chuck | 6:36 am |

    This menu gets me down.
    Kermit.

  25. Federico | 7:03 am |

    “Sheet iron sauce bums salty pig’s front trotters”

    I don’t know what this means, but I’m sure it’s filthy.

  26. DECMATH | 7:04 am |

    Sheet iron sauce. Is there anything it doesn’t burn?

  27. pijo | 7:22 am |

    Sheet iron sauce is the new sheet in town!!!

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:25 am |

    After I drink a car, some ‘Sheet iron sauce’ is just what I need.

  29. Dervrak | 7:38 am |

    Chinese Trash Talk:

    Sheet Iron Sauce burns…..

    YO MAMA!!

  30. Jewels | 7:41 am |

    Sheet iron bums salty pig’s front trotters… but rear trotters are not bummed.

  31. Chris | 8:20 am |

    Sheet iron sauce gets the hose again.

  32. WorrierPrincess | 8:40 am |

    Three cups of chickens — is Greg Mortenson at it again?

  33. coffeebot | 9:03 am |

    @worrierprincess: good ref

    @Phileas Fogg: is China on the Around the World itinerary?

  34. davonblr | 10:54 am |

    Excuse me, waiter, do you have anything on the menu prepared Bessemer style? Your sauce is a tad bit runny, and I really have a taste for a steel glaze.

  35. Lobo | 11:03 am |

    That frog is gonna be bummed

  36. Bob T | 2:55 pm |

    Oh, the irony.

  37. Marum | 6:44 pm |

    Doesn’t a double plural constitute a quantity of less tan one.

  38. Marum | 6:46 pm |

    Or maybe infinity.

  39. Marum | 8:57 pm |

    So that is what a “C” cup is! It’s full of chickens.

  40. Marum | 8:59 pm |

    All food cooked on an Open Hearth.

  41. Droll not Troll | 11:02 pm |

    @mickeygreeneyes: What was that band playing in Seattle, light metal?

  42. Peter | 6:07 am |

    Forget the sheet iron. Give me 24K gold.

  43. Biff the Understudy | 10:37 am |

    Table of contents from the Wheel of Time Advanced Sword Forms Handbook.

  44. Lollerskate | 12:28 pm |

    This should be a TV series.

  45. gio11 | 3:53 pm |

    ” What can I do with Sheet Iron Sauce?”
    “Well, you can burn the spareribs, bum the frog, bun the beef,…”

  46. emily | 3:10 am |

    …and finally, the patrons burn the menu!

  47. Sparky | 6:55 am |

    What really burns my ass is a fire about this high. (Hand up to waist.) What a a sheet old joke.

  48. hebrusinglish | 5:49 pm |

    Oh, so that’s how they make pig-iron

  49. DeliciousMeatStuffs | 5:08 pm |

    Only discerning eaters consume the front trotters. Rear trotters are more for those of common tastes.

  50. Cantor | 10:20 am |

    Damn everything they have here tastes like sheet!

    At least they warn you…

    I hope it just tastes like it…

  51. 「Bacterial Contamination」 | 4:00 pm |

    Who burned my frog?

  52. NoizeBomb | 3:24 pm |

    I want it with soldered rice!

  53. Anon | 12:22 pm |

    Sheet iron sauce surely burns bum’s buns

  54. Cindi | 12:53 am |

    This where Chinese rap singers are born. Try throw in a couple of hip hop moves. It’s like so effing magic, man!

  55. Tatarujin | 4:55 am |

    Irin sauce eww (“irin” means suppurate in Turkish)

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