Three cups one chicken

posted on 16 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

In China, sheet iron sauce burns you

Photo courtesy of Phileas Fogg & Weilian Caoni.
Menu found in China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the sheet iron with a side of welding thanks

  2. DrLex | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 0  

    All these meals come with a metal saw and an angle grinder.

  3. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    Coming soon: a series of new Popeye comics where he eats the cans instead of the spinach inside them.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 56  Subtract rating 0  

    The frog is bummed because the sheet iron didn’t come with rivets.
    Rivet, ….. rivet..

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Two all-beef patties, sheet iron sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickled pepper, onions – all on a sesame seed bun.

  6. SF | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    Waiter! There is rust in my sheet iron sauce.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, this sheet iron is only 0.6 mils thick. Curses, foiled again!

  8. Salome | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Droll not Troll–you sure that’s not a sesame seed bum?

  9. iLock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Aww sheet man, we almost got busted by the salty pigs
    coz that young stool pigeon ratted us out!
    Who would’ve thought that this countries iron sauce fist would
    end up saving our asses!

  10. iLock | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet iron sauce car three cups of non-alcoholic ginger bear

  11. Jonnytbone | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Not funny. I was admitted to the hospital last year with sheet iron sauce burns.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Iron Man is not pleased with this menu.

  13. jjhitt | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Buns the beef? In my country we call that a hamburger.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry, sir. I really can’t recommend the sheet iron sauce tonight. How about I call two suck hos for you?

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Salty pig’s front trotters? Aren’t they that band we saw in Seattle?

  16. jjhitt | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the cup half empty or half full of chickens?

  17. J-Luke | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet iron sauce: the newest material used in animal crematoria…

  18. jjhitt | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just have (name), hold the burning frogs and stuff.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Sheet happens!

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    2 chickens, 1 cup.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Bum burns a bun.

  22. Frank Burns | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    This chef has no imagination.

  23. Marum | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Peter Piper,
    Please provide some pickled pepper.

  24. Chuck | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This menu gets me down.
    Kermit.

  25. Federico | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sheet iron sauce bums salty pig’s front trotters”

    I don’t know what this means, but I’m sure it’s filthy.

  26. DECMATH | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet iron sauce. Is there anything it doesn’t burn?

  27. pijo | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet iron sauce is the new sheet in town!!!

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    After I drink a car, some ‘Sheet iron sauce’ is just what I need.

  29. Dervrak | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese Trash Talk:

    Sheet Iron Sauce burns…..

    YO MAMA!!

  30. Jewels | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet iron bums salty pig’s front trotters… but rear trotters are not bummed.

  31. Chris | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet iron sauce gets the hose again.

  32. WorrierPrincess | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Three cups of chickens — is Greg Mortenson at it again?

  33. coffeebot | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @worrierprincess: good ref

    @Phileas Fogg: is China on the Around the World itinerary?

  34. davonblr | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Excuse me, waiter, do you have anything on the menu prepared Bessemer style? Your sauce is a tad bit runny, and I really have a taste for a steel glaze.

  35. Lobo | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That frog is gonna be bummed

  36. Bob T | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, the irony.

  37. Marum | 6:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t a double plural constitute a quantity of less tan one.

  38. Marum | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or maybe infinity.

  39. Marum | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So that is what a “C” cup is! It’s full of chickens.

  40. Marum | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All food cooked on an Open Hearth.

  41. Droll not Troll | 11:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @mickeygreeneyes: What was that band playing in Seattle, light metal?

  42. Peter | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget the sheet iron. Give me 24K gold.

  43. Biff the Understudy | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Table of contents from the Wheel of Time Advanced Sword Forms Handbook.

  44. Lollerskate | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This should be a TV series.

  45. gio11 | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ” What can I do with Sheet Iron Sauce?”
    “Well, you can burn the spareribs, bum the frog, bun the beef,…”

  46. emily | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    …and finally, the patrons burn the menu!

  47. Sparky | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What really burns my ass is a fire about this high. (Hand up to waist.) What a a sheet old joke.

  48. hebrusinglish | 5:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, so that’s how they make pig-iron

  49. DeliciousMeatStuffs | 5:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Only discerning eaters consume the front trotters. Rear trotters are more for those of common tastes.

  50. Cantor | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn everything they have here tastes like sheet!

    At least they warn you…

    I hope it just tastes like it…

  51. 「Bacterial Contamination」 | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who burned my frog?

  52. NoizeBomb | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want it with soldered rice!

  53. Anon | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet iron sauce surely burns bum’s buns

  54. Cindi | 12:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This where Chinese rap singers are born. Try throw in a couple of hip hop moves. It’s like so effing magic, man!

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