All’s fair in love and business

posted on 14 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Clothing

Sounds like someone’s getting a raise…

Photo courtesy of Tom Mackay.
Found on a “Fred Perry” jersey in Shanghai, China. 

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  1. Pectolatra | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Simplelovebusiness, Inc.
    Making perpetual feasts for huge crowds of people since 1962.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    If your simplelovebusiness draws a huge crowd of people, you did a good job of running the brothel.

  3. DrLex | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Dearpersonwhodesignedthisjersey
    You did not do a good job.

  4. jjhitt | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    “Simple Love Business Is Business.”
    Happy Valentines Day from Willie the Pimp.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh… THAT Fred.

  6. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a plot summary for Les Misérables.

  7. Algernon | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    For the voyeur in us all.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My mind is so contented I snort veggie seeds. Watch ‘em grow!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Simplelovebusiness = Utopia
    Huge crowd of people = China

  10. Jonnytbone | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    The inside label on Chris Christie’s jacket.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    What’s new jersey doing in Shanghai?

  12. Sparky | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Simple love business is probably best! (and some money on the side)

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Sounds fair to me. I’m sure people have been shanghaied in New Jersey.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A mind is a terrible thing to taste.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good whore! Gooood whore!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: Ha! These days it seems like everything comes from China.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Simplelovebusiness? Suck Ho Bldg, definitely. Their wh… um, staff, always do such a good job. You must be satisfied!

  18. Droll not Troll | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    “Spirit exotisism”? I wonder if they mean exorcism.

  19. Peter | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Faked Perry ?

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Rereading this, I’m starting to wonder if they are referring to not whores but zombies..

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, love is love and marriage is business.
    Fred Perry, you’ll never merry!

  22. GwydionM | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The spirit exoticism is willing but the flesh is a perpetual feast.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought clothing is made for Body Erotisism.

  24. Marum | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    NO!! Social intercourse, is not screwing in groups.

  25. Marum | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you sir. It was a business doing pleasure with you.

  26. iLock | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I had a perpetual feast grow I would never go hungry…

  27. iLock | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Shanghai? Well Shanghellooo to you too…

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