Don’t forget to strip the waiter

posted on 11 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Do you have ocean hand water chestnut?

Photo courtesy of Kerry Weldon.
Menu found in China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the difference between Land hand and Refreshing

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter! Hand shake, stripper anger and the refreshingly, please

  3. Rm | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our hand stripping bamboo is so refreshing that you will want to come again..

  4. GwydionM | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Food Trek: the Wrath of Duck

  5. GwydionM | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The hand that strips the bamboo rules the kitchen

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If Lake hand still has Excalibur, that should make the job really easy.

  7. SF | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Restrain from stripping the bamboo, you bad soybean.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I spilled the lake so I can keep the anger clean

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Annoying the duck cooks it from the inside. When the top of its head blows off, it’s done.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ . To strip it, strip it, strip it, strip it, strippily up and down…♫

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Pi, please.
    - I recommend stripping before that, Sir. I’ll bring you a refreshing hand.

  12. DrLex | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I really feel strippily today!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter! The refreshing hand is stripping my wife!

  14. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s a bad soybean, but he’s really hong.

  15. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Lake hand strippily makes three point shot and scores.

  16. Civilian | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    At least duck is trying not to be Rude and Unreasonable. Those damn chickens cannot restrain themselves!

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    If there’s one thing that pisses me off, it’s a restained brine duck. I mean I just get so . . . oh my God . . . oh!

  18. jjhitt | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Angry Ducks : It’s not a game anymore.

  19. mickeygreeneyes | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Could you send that cute waitress with the refreshing hand to strip my bamboo? Know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink?

  20. jjhitt | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Refreshing hand stripping bamboo” — It’s like a massage parlor, except with ducks.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Would you give me a hand, darling? The bamboo shoots and I can barely restain anger.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - I’m sorry, but pi is off, Sir.

  23. Big Fat Cat | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Liang pi – the ending for the Life of Pi

  24. Pectolatra | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If there’s really a lake hand on the menu, then I hope the barnacles are removed.

  25. jjhitt | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Tipping can be such a bother. How do you leave 15% of infinity?

  26. Droll not Troll | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @mickeygreeneyes: Be careful where your bamboo shoots.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter, how much costs the pi: Π or ∞ ?

  28. Tong | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no! I was only going to have something to eat, now my wife will never believe it!.

  29. Lora | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    New!!! From the people who gave you the amazing brine shrimp better known as Sea Monkeys, come the amazing live Brine Duck! Just add water and in seconds you’ll have adorable tiny ducklings swimming happily in their pink plastic pond! If product doesn’t work please restrain anger.

  30. Sparky | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Do you want flies with that?

  31. Biff the Understudy | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    AKA Duck Rude and Unreasonable?

  32. Big Fat Cat | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Lady of The Lake is not happy with the extra Lake Hand

  33. Marum | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our soybeans are hong BAD!

  34. Marum | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Angry Duck. I would be angry too, if all my guts were removed, and replaced with iced water.

  35. iLock | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lake hand strippily bamboo shoots…. The swimming beard knows.

  36. iLock | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Paul Newmans’ Cool Hand Lake Vs. Richard Harris’ Brine Duck of Death

  37. pijo | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is liang pi?

  38. Peter | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad soybeans by Hong . . . at least they’re honest.

  39. Long Tom | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat your heart out, Donald!

  40. garudamon11 | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The stripping bamboo shoots explode the brine duck

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