Feel THIS

posted on 26 Feb 2013 in Signs

I feel you selling me something…

Photo courtesy of Barton Soucy.
Spotted in Japan jewelry shop. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 58  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why we Engrish!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Much better than that Pyrenean lamb ribs on the grill.

  3. Algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful where you put those fingers.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 43  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfortunately, I don’t speak Braille.

  5. Tong | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    No English required, I can understand body language just fine!

  6. jjhitt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    For ¥3,800 you better do more than just feel.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a long felt want.

  8. jjhitt | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Blow you? No, you have to go to the shoe store for that.

  9. jjhitt | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I understand why bling-bling is so popular.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Once for no, twice for yes, three times for OH GOD YES!!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Let your fingers do the talking.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We can feel you will leave this shop with your Europe-America wallet empty!!

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be a psychic store.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Can you feel me with your tonsils? No? Wait a second. . . . How’s that?

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t touch me!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    SALE: Buy one, feel FREE to buy two more!

  17. Pectolatra | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh, this is not the sexual harassment pub, is it?

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @mickeygreeneyes: That’s some deep…… conversation.

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure this isn’t a Hungarian shop?

  20. Crazy M | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Molestation knows no language.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Pectolatra: No, it’s ”Simplelovebusiness”: We feel a little. You pay a lot.

  22. Classic Steve | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I know that some cultures are easier about touching, but Japan?

  23. Droll not Troll | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    If I wanted to get felt I’d go to the craft supply store.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We can feel you… are welcome to come again!

  25. Nonsuch Ned | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At first I was wondering why everyone in the shop was so afraid of me, and then I realized that “feel” was a misspelled word.

  26. Marum | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST!

  27. virushunter | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Jewelry by Helen Keller.

  28. GwydionM | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    Have a delightful with our dumb whores

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And we can read you like an open wallet

  30. Lollerskate | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    ‘Please feel me’.

  31. BFS | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Trial ballon slogan for the new TSA ad campaign.

  32. d17nk | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    YO Dang, you feeling me? I feel you too, Dawg! Na min YO!

  33. jjhitt | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    We can feel it for you wholesale.

  34. Sparky | 11:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    I feel like its gonna be a very good night.

  35. Droll not Troll | 12:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    ♪ See me, feel me, touch me, bill me ♪

  36. DragonLady | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    ♪ Feelings ♪

  37. Megan | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, at least body language is universal!

  38. TheMissingNTLDR | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sounds scary..

  39. Flurng | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel, ya, Blo!

  40. Erika | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We look forward to feeling you again.

  41. Doctor Q | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We feel your pain! It must be hard to read What We is saying!

  42. Cindi | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no, no, no groping please! I just wandered in looking for some cheap souvenirs for the inlaws.

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