If you blink you’ll miss it

posted on 6 Feb 2013 in Chinglish

I’m not going anywhere goodbye.

Photo courtesy of Trey Cannon.
Taken in China. 

37 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Turn left at “Say What?”.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    When you see “You are HERE” on the map, you can believe it.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Come again?

  5. jjhitt | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Flatland — Triangle Ordinance Enforced.

  6. jjhitt | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Line County County Line

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    And she did!

  8. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Now Leaving — Next Three Exits

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign outside the Suck Ho building.

  10. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Welcome to Come Again — Family Planning Clinic
    Welcome to Get The Hell Out — Divorce Lawyer

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, repeatedly fall into water

  12. Algernon | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Its all over me

  13. Mr. Wrong | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s on first?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops, I did it again

  15. Peter | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Goodbye to go again

  16. Pectolatra | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people just can’t get enough.

  17. Andreas | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    So nice to see, that Apu Nahasapeemapetilon has a second job as a translator for chinese companies.

  18. Pectolatra | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like “Hello Goodbye” has a Chinese draft.

  19. Ben | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s what you get for trying to sneak in through the exit.

  20. Frank Burns | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    Best little whorehouse in China.

  21. Jay | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like an open and shut case.

  22. davonblr | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ya’ll come back, now get out!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: We will say this only twice

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello, I must be going.
    I cannot stay, I came to say
    I must be going.
    I’m glad I came but just the same
    I must be going.

    I’ll stay a week or two,
    I’ll stay the summer through,
    but I am telling you,
    I must be going.

  25. Sparky | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Just when I thought I was there.

  26. Bella | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goodbye cya yesterday!

  27. Mark | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘The multiple orgasm specialist’

  28. Ralph Hamilton | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    That will cost you extra.

  29. Ralph Hamilton | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Short time fee, does not include that.

  30. Ralph Hamilton | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Asian ladies are sooo sexy you do. Again and again and again,.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    ”Come Again” – The land of white-ish vehicles and pixelated people

  32. Marum | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    AND NO DRINKING. The people in the foreground are obviously pissilated. They have gone all blurry.

  33. Atli | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Kwik-E-Mart’s Asian subsidiary.

  34. Chuck | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Come back again when you can’t stay so long.

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not often you find a bordello that offers free refills.

  36. Snickers | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll blast you to Kingdom Come Again.

  37. 4d3fect | 7:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello! I must be going!

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