Yeah, they are not kidding, there are two spot lights in the plate.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Whatever turns it on …
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
You need to order 24 hours in advance. Boiling meat over a lamp takes a while.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
@ Tong: Three! ;p
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
It’s that modern LED (= Lamb Emitting Diode) lamp!
Stopchicks
11 years ago
I love lamp.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
@Seventy2rd o clock : If the animal gets old enough it emits ewe-V radiation.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
– Waiter! I ordered my lamp without flies!
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
@ Droll not Troll: Actually, it never gets old enough. According to Monty Pythons, lamp’s (or sheep’s) life basically consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten!
jjhitt
11 years ago
“Aziz! More lamb!”
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago
The lightbulb-powered Easy-Boil stove was the failed successor to the much better-known Easy-Bake Oven.
Frank Burns
11 years ago
Can you hear them Clairese?
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
@Seventy2rd o clock: A few months is all it takes for a lamb to mature. 😉
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
That’s right. Battery farms not included.
Peter
11 years ago
Waiter, a boiled Turk please !
alexmagnus
11 years ago
This lamb didn’t speak English – and so the mistake went by unnoticed.
Sparky
11 years ago
The new Jenny Craig Turkish lite meals.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
– Would you care for a lamp, Sir?
– No, thank you. I can sea food very well.
So that’s what Brick meant when he said, “I love lamp!”
Marum
11 years ago
PNG joke.
Little Gooma said at school. My daddy eats light-bulbs.
Teacher asks; “How come?”
Young Gooma replies; “The other night when daddy and mommy were in bed, I heard daddy say: “Yu meri. Yu lusim light nau, mi laik kaikai.”
Marum
11 years ago
Two girls were eating dinner when one says to the other; “you look a little pale my dear.”
The second one replies; “It must be the light.” Pointing to a huge candle in the middle of the table.
“Oh! You poor dear.” replies the first one; “You should use a smaller one next time.”
Marum
11 years ago
@Johnny C: No! It’s Iodine light.
Marum
11 years ago
@Johnny C. Halogen (Ger) = Iodine (Eng) (In case you didn’t already know)
jjhitt
11 years ago
Do Androids Dream Of Boiled Meat?
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Turkey Lamps are delicious!
Bob T
11 years ago
Served with red and yellow LED sauce.
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago
Photons. It’s what’s for dinner.
emily
11 years ago
Also available, button in tomato sauce……
GwydionM
11 years ago
The boiled meat (lamp) has been contaminated with flashlights
tadchem
11 years ago
Can I have fluorescent curly fries with that?
Danco
11 years ago
They also made a mistake in the Russian translation too. Egglpant in Russian should be Baklazhany, not bakladjany
”Silence of the Lamps”: Turkey edition
Battery-operated fleshlight.
– How would you like your lamp, Sir?
– ON!
Light in four colors
Sorry, no dark meat.
Bit light on the veg
So its not chicken
Yeah, they are not kidding, there are two spot lights in the plate.
Whatever turns it on …
You need to order 24 hours in advance. Boiling meat over a lamp takes a while.
@ Tong: Three! ;p
It’s that modern LED (= Lamb Emitting Diode) lamp!
I love lamp.
@Seventy2rd o clock : If the animal gets old enough it emits ewe-V radiation.
– Waiter! I ordered my lamp without flies!
@ Droll not Troll: Actually, it never gets old enough. According to Monty Pythons, lamp’s (or sheep’s) life basically consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten!
“Aziz! More lamb!”
The lightbulb-powered Easy-Boil stove was the failed successor to the much better-known Easy-Bake Oven.
Can you hear them Clairese?
@Seventy2rd o clock: A few months is all it takes for a lamb to mature. 😉
That’s right. Battery farms not included.
Waiter, a boiled Turk please !
This lamb didn’t speak English – and so the mistake went by unnoticed.
The new Jenny Craig Turkish lite meals.
– Would you care for a lamp, Sir?
– No, thank you. I can sea food very well.
♪It’s as dark as a dungeon way down in the mine♪
No lamp thanks. I’ll have crap.
Is this halogen meat? (see 11/20/2011)
So that’s what Brick meant when he said, “I love lamp!”
PNG joke.
Little Gooma said at school. My daddy eats light-bulbs.
Teacher asks; “How come?”
Young Gooma replies; “The other night when daddy and mommy were in bed, I heard daddy say: “Yu meri. Yu lusim light nau, mi laik kaikai.”
Two girls were eating dinner when one says to the other; “you look a little pale my dear.”
The second one replies; “It must be the light.” Pointing to a huge candle in the middle of the table.
“Oh! You poor dear.” replies the first one; “You should use a smaller one next time.”
@Johnny C: No! It’s Iodine light.
@Johnny C. Halogen (Ger) = Iodine (Eng) (In case you didn’t already know)
Do Androids Dream Of Boiled Meat?
Turkey Lamps are delicious!
Served with red and yellow LED sauce.
Photons. It’s what’s for dinner.
Also available, button in tomato sauce……
The boiled meat (lamp) has been contaminated with flashlights
Can I have fluorescent curly fries with that?
They also made a mistake in the Russian translation too. Egglpant in Russian should be Baklazhany, not bakladjany
I’m Rushin’ to eat some.
If the lights go out in your restaurant, you always have this handy.
Now Alladin, rub the lamp now !