I’ll have mutton LIGHT

posted on 27 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Just a light snack…

Photo courtesy of Alicia Brown.
Found in Istanbul, Turkey. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Silence of the Lamps”: Turkey edition

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Battery-operated fleshlight.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    - How would you like your lamp, Sir?
    - ON!

  4. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Light in four colors

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, no dark meat.

  6. Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Bit light on the veg

  7. Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So its not chicken

  8. Tong | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, they are not kidding, there are two spot lights in the plate.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever turns it on …

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You need to order 24 hours in advance. Boiling meat over a lamp takes a while.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Tong: Three! ;p

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s that modern LED (= Lamb Emitting Diode) lamp!

  13. Stopchicks | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I love lamp.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock : If the animal gets old enough it emits ewe-V radiation.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter! I ordered my lamp without flies!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: Actually, it never gets old enough. According to Monty Pythons, lamp’s (or sheep’s) life basically consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten!

  17. jjhitt | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    “Aziz! More lamb!”

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    The lightbulb-powered Easy-Boil stove was the failed successor to the much better-known Easy-Bake Oven.

  19. Frank Burns | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you hear them Clairese?

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: A few months is all it takes for a lamb to mature. ;)

  21. Droll not Troll | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s right. Battery farms not included.

  22. Peter | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Waiter, a boiled Turk please !

  23. alexmagnus | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This lamb didn’t speak English – and so the mistake went by unnoticed.

  24. Sparky | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The new Jenny Craig Turkish lite meals.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    - Would you care for a lamp, Sir?
    - No, thank you. I can sea food very well.

  26. Marum | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪It’s as dark as a dungeon way down in the mine♪

  27. Marum | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No lamp thanks. I’ll have crap.

  28. Johnny Cache | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Is this halogen meat? (see 11/20/2011)

  29. Classic Steve | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what Brick meant when he said, “I love lamp!”

  30. Marum | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PNG joke.
    Little Gooma said at school. My daddy eats light-bulbs.
    Teacher asks; “How come?”
    Young Gooma replies; “The other night when daddy and mommy were in bed, I heard daddy say: “Yu meri. Yu lusim light nau, mi laik kaikai.”

  31. Marum | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Two girls were eating dinner when one says to the other; “you look a little pale my dear.”

    The second one replies; “It must be the light.” Pointing to a huge candle in the middle of the table.

    “Oh! You poor dear.” replies the first one; “You should use a smaller one next time.”

  32. Marum | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Johnny C: No! It’s Iodine light.

  33. Marum | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Johnny C. Halogen (Ger) = Iodine (Eng) (In case you didn’t already know)

  34. jjhitt | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Do Androids Dream Of Boiled Meat?

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Turkey Lamps are delicious!

  36. Bob T | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with red and yellow LED sauce.

  37. Biff the Understudy | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Photons. It’s what’s for dinner.

  38. emily | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available, button in tomato sauce……

  39. GwydionM | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The boiled meat (lamp) has been contaminated with flashlights

  40. tadchem | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have fluorescent curly fries with that?

  41. Danco | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They also made a mistake in the Russian translation too. Egglpant in Russian should be Baklazhany, not bakladjany

  42. DragonLady | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Rushin’ to eat some.

  43. Doctor Q | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the lights go out in your restaurant, you always have this handy.

  44. LuvlyJubly | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Now Alladin, rub the lamp now !

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