Just a light snack…
Photo courtesy of Alicia Brown.
Found in Istanbul, Turkey.
”Silence of the Lamps”: Turkey edition
- How would you like your lamp, Sir?
Light in four colors
Sorry, no dark meat.
Bit light on the veg
So its not chicken
Yeah, they are not kidding, there are two spot lights in the plate.
Whatever turns it on …
You need to order 24 hours in advance. Boiling meat over a lamp takes a while.
@ Tong: Three! ;p
It’s that modern LED (= Lamb Emitting Diode) lamp!
I love lamp.
@Seventy2rd o clock : If the animal gets old enough it emits ewe-V radiation.
- Waiter! I ordered my lamp without flies!
@ Droll not Troll: Actually, it never gets old enough. According to Monty Pythons, lamp’s (or sheep’s) life basically consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten!
“Aziz! More lamb!”
The lightbulb-powered Easy-Boil stove was the failed successor to the much better-known Easy-Bake Oven.
Can you hear them Clairese?
@Seventy2rd o clock: A few months is all it takes for a lamb to mature.
That’s right. Battery farms not included.
Waiter, a boiled Turk please !
This lamb didn’t speak English – and so the mistake went by unnoticed.
The new Jenny Craig Turkish lite meals.
- Would you care for a lamp, Sir?
- No, thank you. I can sea food very well.
♪It’s as dark as a dungeon way down in the mine♪
No lamp thanks. I’ll have crap.
Is this halogen meat? (see 11/20/2011)
So that’s what Brick meant when he said, “I love lamp!”
Little Gooma said at school. My daddy eats light-bulbs.
Teacher asks; “How come?”
Young Gooma replies; “The other night when daddy and mommy were in bed, I heard daddy say: “Yu meri. Yu lusim light nau, mi laik kaikai.”
Two girls were eating dinner when one says to the other; “you look a little pale my dear.”
The second one replies; “It must be the light.” Pointing to a huge candle in the middle of the table.
“Oh! You poor dear.” replies the first one; “You should use a smaller one next time.”
@Johnny C: No! It’s Iodine light.
@Johnny C. Halogen (Ger) = Iodine (Eng) (In case you didn’t already know)
Do Androids Dream Of Boiled Meat?
Turkey Lamps are delicious!
Served with red and yellow LED sauce.
Photons. It’s what’s for dinner.
Also available, button in tomato sauce……
The boiled meat (lamp) has been contaminated with flashlights
Can I have fluorescent curly fries with that?
They also made a mistake in the Russian translation too. Egglpant in Russian should be Baklazhany, not bakladjany
I’m Rushin’ to eat some.
If the lights go out in your restaurant, you always have this handy.
Now Alladin, rub the lamp now !
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