Our meats do not have their head in the clouds

posted on 9 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

With that down to earth flavor…

Photo courtesy of Robin Riebman. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Our spaghetti has its feet firmly planted.

  2. Tong | 4:11 am |

    Sounds like my ex wife – an Italian, down to earth cow!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    I prefer my spaghetti dishes double-insulated.

  4. J-Luke | 4:21 am |

    I’ve had enough of you being chicken: you’re grounded!

  5. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    NOTICE: Spaghetti is wired for NEGATIVE GROUND.
    Using positive ground utensils can result in injury or death.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    There’s a choice because the cook is AC/DC.

  7. jjhitt | 4:25 am |

    “Pasta Daddy can I have the keys to the car?”

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    With high-powered pasta sauce, be sure to add some fuse-illi.

  9. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    All chickens are grounded. They don’t fly.

  10. WorrierPrincess | 4:49 am |

    Grounded meat, preciouss. Made from chickenses.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |

    Famous Italian flesh food. Also called ”Six Feet Under”

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |

    Secret recipe:

    Meat must R.I.P. in the ground until purchase the date.

  13. iLock | 5:32 am |

    You can’t ground me, I’m already dead…

  14. iLock | 5:37 am |

    ….And you’re not coming out of your room until
    you eat your dinner!

  15. iLock | 5:57 am |

    In situations such as finding yourself dead and served up
    on a plate as a meal, it’s always good to stay grounded.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:03 am |

    – Waiter! My chicken is all blurred!
    – That’s because it’s in the background, Sir.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:10 am |

    – Why did the chicken cross the road?
    – Because it was not grounded!

  18. Frank Burns | 6:17 am |

    Nickoli Tesla ate here.

  19. Frank Burns | 6:20 am |

    Asian / Italian FUSE-sion cooking.

  20. Frank Burns | 6:20 am |

    Are you positive you want to eat here?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:57 am |

    Got something aired?

  22. Pectolatra | 8:10 am |

    Don’t expect a groundbreaking menu, then.

  23. Droll not Troll | 8:36 am |

    That explains why some strands of the spaghetti are green and yellow.

  24. GwydionM | 8:38 am |

    Our pigs are not allowed to fly.

    (And flying horses are not found in our spagettil)

  25. Sparky | 9:30 am |

    Don’t be so negative.

  26. Marum | 11:52 am |

    Q. How do you ground a chicken?

    A. Get the CAA to withdraw its licence.

  27. Marum | 11:53 am |

    Pasta joke.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:02 pm |

    Nuts go nicely with the chicken. You can find them in the kitchen.

  29. Sarah | 2:05 pm |

    There is definitely no giraffe meat included – you can DNA it if you don’t believe the packaging!
    And no airlines serve our food!

  30. Marum | 2:12 pm |

    No airy fairies in our kitchen.

  31. Lobo | 2:14 pm |

    You want to eat what? Go to your room!

  32. Marum | 2:51 pm |

    That is why they serve it with spaghetti. So it can form “ground loops”. Boom boom!

  33. Marum | 2:53 pm |

    May contain traces of horse.

  34. Bob T | 4:43 pm |

    Sausage is at lower energy level than a pork chop because it is in ground state.

  35. Salome | 8:44 pm |

    Biodynamic?

  36. KBurchfiel | 9:45 pm |

    Be careful if your sauce is not grounded during a rightning storm.

  37. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    50% meat, 50% dirt.

  38. Lora | 7:14 am |

    The chickens were being rude and unreasonable so we grounded them. The cow, on the other hand, was up way past-ure bedtime! Groan…

  39. Lora | 7:17 am |

    “Waiter, the meat in this spaghetti tastes like dirt!”
    “Well it should, it was just ground this morning.”

  40. Atli | 6:58 pm |

    Why do all the genuinely funny ones lately have low ratings, and vice versa?

  41. Candy101 | 6:37 am |

    That cow must have been a real prankster as a calf!

  42. Candy101 | 6:38 am |

    It was the butcher’s fault.

  43. Teal Glue | 5:46 pm |

    So as the penguins.

  44. rocha | 11:45 am |

    The beef was grounded for not completing his homework

  45. Tim | 11:18 am |

    Meatball, you are in so much trouble when your dad gets home!

  46. Tim | 11:19 am |

    There is too much resistance to eating meat.

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