Photo courtesy of Kagemusha 影武者.
Sign found in Du Fu Park, Chengdu, China.
Also don’t get any funny ideas about what that hole could be used for
♫ I touch no-one and no-one touches me.
I am a rock,
I am an island ♫
I sitting on ”THEE”! ‘Cause I’m Coffee, and I’m FREE!
If you want to fanny about, please go elsewhere.
”You” are stoned.
I like to be on top, it gives me the holelistic experience.
But I’m tired! Oh, forget it. Rocks only think about “THEMSELVES”.
You suggest I Lying?!
Gee, I didn’t know rocks could be so sensitive.
In Communist China, rocks sitting on “YOU”!
Disobey this sign and your ass is grass!
Sorry… I confused you with someone else.
Whoever made this sign was off their rock(er).
Not in this photo: next to this rock was a grizzly bear which the sign was referring to.
Why is the rock so tetchy? Maybe it got its paleolithic period.
To the tune of The Spanish Lady.
♫When I went out in the pale moonlight,
Round about a quarter to three,
Who should I see but the Chinese lady,
Who came over and sat on me♪
♫First she squeezed, and then she squirmed,
And then she bounced both up and down,
There’s none to equal the Chinese lady,
Doing her thing in the pale moonlight♪
“Are you a plumber?”
‘Yes I am.’
“That’s a great relief.”
“You’ve left a 18″ pipe wrench in your pocket.”
It feels it if sitting!!
Does this rock make my butt look big?
Please sitting on “You”
Ok, then I shall sit on HIM
It’s a ROCK. Why NOT sit on it? What’s the harm? This is just too much regulation. If a rock is sculpted to look like a chair function, and then requires a sign to prevent that sitting, this is a classic epic FAIL.
@DnT. Designed for the Plasticene Man from the Lithographic Age.
Sit on IT !
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