Try “HIM” over there…

posted on 2 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Kagemusha 影武者.
Sign found in Du Fu Park, Chengdu, China.

24 captions

  1. GwydionM | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Also don’t get any funny ideas about what that hole could be used for

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ I touch no-one and no-one touches me.
    I am a rock,
    I am an island ♫

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I sitting on ”THEE”! ‘Cause I’m Coffee, and I’m FREE!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want to fanny about, please go elsewhere.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ”You” are stoned.

  6. Tong | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I like to be on top, it gives me the holelistic experience.

  7. Pectolatra | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    But I’m tired! Oh, forget it. Rocks only think about “THEMSELVES”.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You suggest I Lying?!

  9. DrLex | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, I didn’t know rocks could be so sensitive.

  10. Droll not Troll | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    In Communist China, rocks sitting on “YOU”!

  11. Droll not Troll | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Disobey this sign and your ass is grass!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry… I confused you with someone else.

  13. Lora | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever made this sign was off their rock(er).

  14. Big Fat Cat | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Not in this photo: next to this rock was a grizzly bear which the sign was referring to.

  15. Droll not Troll | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is the rock so tetchy? Maybe it got its paleolithic period.

  16. Marum | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    To the tune of The Spanish Lady.

    ♫When I went out in the pale moonlight,
    Round about a quarter to three,
    Who should I see but the Chinese lady,
    Who came over and sat on me♪

    ♫First she squeezed, and then she squirmed,
    And then she bounced both up and down,
    There’s none to equal the Chinese lady,
    Doing her thing in the pale moonlight♪

  17. Marum | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Are you a plumber?”

    ‘Yes I am.’

    “That’s a great relief.”

    ‘Why?’

    “You’ve left a 18″ pipe wrench in your pocket.”

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It feels it if sitting!!

  19. jjhitt | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this rock make my butt look big?

  20. Drew | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please sitting on “You”

  21. Peter | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, then I shall sit on HIM

  22. Auntie | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a ROCK. Why NOT sit on it? What’s the harm? This is just too much regulation. If a rock is sculpted to look like a chair function, and then requires a sign to prevent that sitting, this is a classic epic FAIL.

  23. Marum | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT. Designed for the Plasticene Man from the Lithographic Age.

  24. The Fonz | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sit on IT !

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