We’ve had a few ‘accidents’…

posted on 4 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mike Simpson.
Found at mall in Nachang, Jiangxi, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Just dying to find some.

  2. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    According to the icon, killer littering is peeing from the railing of an upper floor.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Litter killer will be fine

  4. DrLex | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Please dispose of bodies and body parts in the appropriate bins.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Pregnant tigers must be left outside.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just cut it out!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Honest, officer, that soda bottle committed suicide!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Luckily, there’s plenty of time wasting left.

  9. Pectolatra | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems legit. A dedicated killer never leaves a trace of his actions.

  10. Pectolatra | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    - What if I disobey? Are you going to kill me or what?!!
    - Let me put it this way: we won’t litter. :twisted:

  11. DrLex | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    No kitty littering either.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No fancy smorking, either?

  13. davonblr | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, weapons outside. Ninjas no admittance.

  14. jjhitt | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you for shopping at Gacy’s.

  15. jjhitt | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s puts the killer in the litter basket….

  16. jjhitt | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will never been seen or heard from again.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Jerry Lee Lewis, this means YOU!

  18. Big Fat Cat | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    killer whales are excepted

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The littering killer strikes again!

  20. Classic Steve | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Aw, but dropping things from a good height to kill people is a time-honored sport! …Isn’t it?

  21. Chris | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of strict anti litter laws, but this one is murder.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I would literally die for just one little liter of litter

  23. Nonsuch Ned | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. Dahmer, I believe you dropped this nose. Please dispose of it in the correct receptacle.

  24. Frank Burns | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The Manson family came through here and we were cleaning up for weeks. Bloody awful it was.

  25. Sparky | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But I washed my hands!

  26. GwydionM | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Serial killers must use the bins provided. (That includes you, Dexter.)

  27. Drew | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    from DrLex: “According to the icon, killer littering is peeing from the railing of an upper floor.
    …”….and I would add…
    “…with a hard-on.”

  28. jjhitt | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Word to the wise: stay out of the food court.

  29. Marum | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OLe’

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Curiosity killed the cat litter

  31. coffeebot | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    guess i should quit throwing out bricks

  32. Biff the Understudy | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The picture seems to indicate that people with extremely long legs are not allowed to dribble basketballs.

  33. iLock | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No grenade throwing in the mall… this isn’t Modern Warfare.

  34. Ralph Hamilton | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The last person threw Kidneys, Livers, and Hearts, everywhere

    It was bloody offal..

  35. Droll not Troll | 8:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Drew: In that case, maybe it isn’t pee. ;)

  36. Ben | 10:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    This is a correct translation. The picture warns not to drop objects over the balcony because of the danger to people below. Some types of litter dropped from a height could injure or kill someone below.

  37. DrLex | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ben: the picture would be more clear with the person dropping an anvil or a piano.

  38. Drew | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ben, actually a very poor translation. What you might mean to say is that it is a literal translation, which, in English, is next to useless, humorous, and the reason why such ‘correct’ translations appear here on engrish.com. I bet you can find many many better ways to translate this sign in good English, than what is actually written.

  39. Gus | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Report all killers

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