Don’t forget your tissue

posted on 20 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Shameem Sulaiman.
Found at money exchange counter in KL, Malaysia. 

39 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Vasoline supplied

  2. Jonnytbone | 4:05 am |

    Sign at the sperm bank.

  3. iLock | 4:06 am |

    Please satisfy yourself before leaving the counter
    You don’t know how hard it is having octuplets!
    Don’t satisfy your wife just in case.
    And thank you
    ‘Come’ again, if you know what I mean.

    -Apu

  4. iLock | 4:08 am |

    Minimum deposit amount – two teaspoons

  5. iLock | 4:11 am |

    No thanks, I don’t deal with dirty money.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Or else you may not come again

  7. iLock | 4:13 am |

    Those aren’t pictures of suns…they’re sperms fertilizing eggs.

  8. jjhitt | 4:14 am |

    Worst massage parlor ever.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:15 am |

    Wash your pants somewhere else, we only do money laundering here.

  10. iLock | 4:16 am |

    Hmmm, money and satisfying oneself…is this some sort
    of peepshow or reverse prostitution?

  11. iLock | 4:17 am |

    Don’t Play Satisfy Yourself in Park

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    Please only come here or you’re not well come

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    You MUST Be Satisfied!

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 4:38 am |

    Uh, miss, do you think you might do the satisfying for me? I have a pair of kneepads in my backpack. I always carry them because, well, you never know!

  15. iLock | 4:44 am |

    I found another one in China.
    http://www.engrish.com/2013/02/if-you-blink-youll-miss-it/

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    I didn’t know anyone was counting! Is there a prize for maximum number of orgasms?

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    ♫ She’ll be coming round the counter when she comes ♫

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    This must be the Quickie Mart.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    Been there, done that, left the counter.

  20. Chuck | 5:14 am |

    I’m okay with self-service gas pumps, but I’m not so keen on these self-service brothels.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |

    The guy behind me gives me a strange feeling

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |

    NOTE: Come twice, come third time for free!

  23. Frank Burns | 6:15 am |

    I can’t take this kind of pressure.

  24. Frank Burns | 6:17 am |

    And they wonder why the janitors keep quitting.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |

    WARNING: Faking without permission is prohibited

  26. Zork | 7:48 am |

    Darn… I didn’t know I was in the self-service line.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:42 am |

    OUR MOTTO: Coming soon!

  28. Marum | 12:53 pm |

    I am Ben Dover, and I approve this sign.

  29. w00t | 3:13 pm |

    Who knows, other customers might want to have what you’re having.

  30. Marum | 4:04 pm |

    Does the waitress come with dessert?

    No! But she gets a bit puffed on busy nights.

  31. Sparky | 5:58 pm |

    Oh, and do you want fries with that?

  32. Salome | 7:41 pm |

    Sorry, foreign exchange is at the next counter. This is the sperm bank.

  33. RJF | 12:24 am |

    Oh, I’ll come again alright.

  34. garudamon11 | 4:29 am |

    All your seeds are belong to us

  35. Lollerskate | 7:39 am |

    That counter has a hole for a reason…

  36. Mark | 7:36 am |

    You just can’t get good counter assistance abroad.

  37. Doctor Q | 12:01 pm |

    Show your ”credit card” for a free towel

  38. Susan | 12:56 pm |

    There’s always such a long waiting line at this place…

  39. Stan | 8:36 pm |

    If you are a male customer, please ´´cum´´ before leaving the counter.
    Terima Kasih. Thank you and ´´cum´´ again.

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