Don’t forget your tissue

posted on 20 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Hand lotion available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Shameem Sulaiman.
Found at money exchange counter in KL, Malaysia. 

39 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Vasoline supplied

  2. Jonnytbone | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Sign at the sperm bank.

  3. iLock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Please satisfy yourself before leaving the counter
    You don’t know how hard it is having octuplets!
    Don’t satisfy your wife just in case.
    And thank you
    ‘Come’ again, if you know what I mean.

    -Apu

  4. iLock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Minimum deposit amount – two teaspoons

  5. iLock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, I don’t deal with dirty money.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Or else you may not come again

  7. iLock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Those aren’t pictures of suns…they’re sperms fertilizing eggs.

  8. jjhitt | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst massage parlor ever.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Wash your pants somewhere else, we only do money laundering here.

  10. iLock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm, money and satisfying oneself…is this some sort
    of peepshow or reverse prostitution?

  11. iLock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t Play Satisfy Yourself in Park

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Please only come here or you’re not well come

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    You MUST Be Satisfied!

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Uh, miss, do you think you might do the satisfying for me? I have a pair of kneepads in my backpack. I always carry them because, well, you never know!

  15. iLock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I found another one in China.
    http://www.engrish.com/2013/02/if-you-blink-youll-miss-it/

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I didn’t know anyone was counting! Is there a prize for maximum number of orgasms?

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ She’ll be coming round the counter when she comes ♫

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be the Quickie Mart.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Been there, done that, left the counter.

  20. Chuck | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m okay with self-service gas pumps, but I’m not so keen on these self-service brothels.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The guy behind me gives me a strange feeling

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Come twice, come third time for free!

  23. Frank Burns | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t take this kind of pressure.

  24. Frank Burns | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And they wonder why the janitors keep quitting.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Faking without permission is prohibited

  26. Zork | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Darn… I didn’t know I was in the self-service line.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    OUR MOTTO: Coming soon!

  28. Marum | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    I am Ben Dover, and I approve this sign.

  29. w00t | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who knows, other customers might want to have what you’re having.

  30. Marum | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Does the waitress come with dessert?

    No! But she gets a bit puffed on busy nights.

  31. Sparky | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, and do you want fries with that?

  32. Salome | 7:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, foreign exchange is at the next counter. This is the sperm bank.

  33. RJF | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I’ll come again alright.

  34. garudamon11 | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    All your seeds are belong to us

  35. Lollerskate | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That counter has a hole for a reason…

  36. Mark | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You just can’t get good counter assistance abroad.

  37. Doctor Q | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Show your ”credit card” for a free towel

  38. Susan | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s always such a long waiting line at this place…

  39. Stan | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are a male customer, please ´´cum´´ before leaving the counter.
    Terima Kasih. Thank you and ´´cum´´ again.

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