Don’t take it lying down

posted on 6 Mar 2013 in Chinglish

Some call it the tango…

Photo courtesy of Emily Landon.
Found in China. 

31 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Well that’s a relief, I though I’d have to lay down to remove them

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Surely we’re not going to stand for this?

  3. Rm | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I tried..somehow it goes left again..

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Please only put here or you will be horizontally.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    No getting down and dirty!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I can please in any direction

  7. faulty wiring | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s horizontal put out or nothing

  8. Big Fat Cat | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Should that be vertically PULL out?

  9. jjhitt | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Round here we call it ‘cowgirl’.

  10. d17nk | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    And horizontally put in.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This is f*cked up!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    First vertically, then horizontally, then doggie, then — (and so on into the night)

  13. DrLex | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    This is still not specific enough. Upwards is also vertically.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Event of a fire is put out by elevator

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    ♫ Put out? Oh, no, not me, I did it sideways. ♫

  16. Frank Burns | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time I asked for that I got slapped.

  17. Jim_S | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds kinky!

  18. Sparky | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the opposite of the horizontal bop.

  19. Marum | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Vertical put out”

    I know what the Horizontal Mambo is. Does that count?

  20. Marum | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Doing it whilst standing under a cold shower, is nice in summer.

  21. Lobo | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    made by Quickie Towels

  22. Pectolatra | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I presume in China there’s not much space to put out horizontally.

  23. Pectolatra | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In China, you don’t get laid, you get vertical.
    That’s why they only have one child: it’s quite uncomfortable.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put off!

  25. davonblr | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess that rules out doggy style.

  26. Bob T | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Difference between revelry and debauchery?

    Easy – You revel up and you debach down.

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Still trying to prove that all styles are wonderful.

  28. Mr. Wrong | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Voiceover by HAL 9000.

  29. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Standing up in a hammock. ;)

  30. Chuck | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In days of old
    When knights were bold
    And women weren’t particular

    They lined them all
    Against the wall
    And did it perpendicular

  31. Atli | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best one in a long time, and the first in a long time to actually be worthy of the hall of fame.

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