Some call it the tango…
Photo courtesy of Emily Landon.
Found in China.
Well that’s a relief, I though I’d have to lay down to remove them
Surely we’re not going to stand for this?
I tried..somehow it goes left again..
Please only put here or you will be horizontally.
No getting down and dirty!
I can please in any direction
It’s horizontal put out or nothing
Should that be vertically PULL out?
‘Round here we call it ‘cowgirl’.
And horizontally put in.
This is f*cked up!
First vertically, then horizontally, then doggie, then — (and so on into the night)
This is still not specific enough. Upwards is also vertically.
Event of a fire is put out by elevator
♫ Put out? Oh, no, not me, I did it sideways. ♫
Last time I asked for that I got slapped.
This is the opposite of the horizontal bop.
“Vertical put out”
I know what the Horizontal Mambo is. Does that count?
Doing it whilst standing under a cold shower, is nice in summer.
made by Quickie Towels
I presume in China there’s not much space to put out horizontally.
In China, you don’t get laid, you get vertical.
That’s why they only have one child: it’s quite uncomfortable.
I guess that rules out doggy style.
Difference between revelry and debauchery?
Easy – You revel up and you debach down.
Still trying to prove that all styles are wonderful.
Voiceover by HAL 9000.
Standing up in a hammock.
In days of old
When knights were bold
And women weren’t particular
They lined them all
Against the wall
And did it perpendicular
Best one in a long time, and the first in a long time to actually be worthy of the hall of fame.
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