Endless Majesty

posted on 10 Mar 2013 in Candy/Gum, Chinglish

For royal recycling

Photo courtesy of Kronda Seibert.
Snack from China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Guaranteed non-peasant taste

  2. DrLex | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Green ecology, not to be confused with red and brown ecology.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    O noes! They divided magnificence by zero!

  4. DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Danger: limitless magnificence may cause permanent eye damage. Shield eyes while opening package.

  5. Algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Guaranteed to make the air fresh limitlessly

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ecology contains Brilliant Blue FCF and Tartrazine.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Meh, nothing new here. Religions have been packaging God for centuries.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Approved by Lord of the Fries

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Endorsed by the Green Giant.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nong Fu! Nong Fu! My kingdom for Nong Fu!

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Nong fu is people!
    .
    According to the Pinyin dictionary, anyway.

  13. Sparky | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Green ecology…won’t cause harmful gas vapors when eaten.

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Contains magnificencesodium glutamate.

  15. Pectolatra | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Ecologists hate him!
    Scientists in China have discovered a revolutionary way to gather all the limitless magnificence of green ecology in a little package.
    Learn More >>

  16. jjhitt | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Everybody was Nong Fu recycling.
    It was magnificent! ♫

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Made in Kingdom

  18. Marum | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful! I have a tenth dan in Nong Fu.

  19. Marum | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    May contain traces of nut.

  20. Marum | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Have you heard of the Nong Fu expert, who could kill a man with his bare feet?

    One night 3 hoods atacked him. They beat the piss out him, while he was getting his shoes off.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. M’lord, Princess, Highness!
    O thy Divine Grandeur!
    Magnificenceses and supremecacies!

    After each of Thy Royal Family Series High Food meal, we ask Thee to magnify your Great Teeths and Fragrant Mouth Winds with our Supremacy Rotary Golf Club Teethspaste, unto the Greatest Enternititty!

    Shanzhuang

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: You mean Gluttonmate?

  23. Lora | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    By limitless magnificence they mean how long it will take that plastic wrapper to break down in a green ecology.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: or magnificenceglutium sodomite.

  25. RJF | 1:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shanzhuang!

    …and with the limitless power of this ecological marvel, ice caps are restored! Ozone layers are returned to nominal levels, and magnificence returns to the earth,

  26. RJF | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shanzhuang sounds like a nudist Punk band.

  27. Doctor Q | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Garbage cans are for slaves. Recycling is truly royalty.

  28. consultant | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What about this green ecology stereotype? That’s racist!

  29. Tatarujin | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ecology The Magnificent

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