Endless Majesty

posted on 10 Mar 2013 in Candy/Gum, Chinglish

For royal recycling

Photo courtesy of Kronda Seibert.
Snack from China. 

29 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    Guaranteed non-peasant taste

  2. DrLex | 4:16 am |

    Green ecology, not to be confused with red and brown ecology.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    O noes! They divided magnificence by zero!

  4. DrLex | 4:19 am |

    Danger: limitless magnificence may cause permanent eye damage. Shield eyes while opening package.

  5. Algernon | 4:21 am |

    Guaranteed to make the air fresh limitlessly

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Ecology contains Brilliant Blue FCF and Tartrazine.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    Meh, nothing new here. Religions have been packaging God for centuries.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |

    Approved by Lord of the Fries

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:44 am |

    Endorsed by the Green Giant.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |

    Nong Fu! Nong Fu! My kingdom for Nong Fu!

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |

    Nong fu is people!
    .
    According to the Pinyin dictionary, anyway.

  13. Sparky | 6:27 am |

    Green ecology…won’t cause harmful gas vapors when eaten.

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:47 am |

    Contains magnificencesodium glutamate.

  15. Pectolatra | 6:59 am |

    Ecologists hate him!
    Scientists in China have discovered a revolutionary way to gather all the limitless magnificence of green ecology in a little package.
    Learn More >>

  16. jjhitt | 7:17 am |

    ♫ Everybody was Nong Fu recycling.
    It was magnificent! ♫

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:07 am |

    Made in Kingdom

  18. Marum | 11:33 am |

    Careful! I have a tenth dan in Nong Fu.

  19. Marum | 11:34 am |

    May contain traces of nut.

  20. Marum | 11:36 am |

    Have you heard of the Nong Fu expert, who could kill a man with his bare feet?

    One night 3 hoods atacked him. They beat the piss out him, while he was getting his shoes off.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:43 pm |

    Mr. M’lord, Princess, Highness!
    O thy Divine Grandeur!
    Magnificenceses and supremecacies!

    After each of Thy Royal Family Series High Food meal, we ask Thee to magnify your Great Teeths and Fragrant Mouth Winds with our Supremacy Rotary Golf Club Teethspaste, unto the Greatest Enternititty!

    Shanzhuang

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:54 pm |

    @ Droll not Troll: You mean Gluttonmate?

  23. Lora | 3:03 pm |

    By limitless magnificence they mean how long it will take that plastic wrapper to break down in a green ecology.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:13 pm |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: or magnificenceglutium sodomite.

  25. RJF | 1:25 am |

    Shanzhuang!

    …and with the limitless power of this ecological marvel, ice caps are restored! Ozone layers are returned to nominal levels, and magnificence returns to the earth,

  26. RJF | 1:26 am |

    Shanzhuang sounds like a nudist Punk band.

  27. Doctor Q | 12:41 pm |

    Garbage cans are for slaves. Recycling is truly royalty.

  28. consultant | 10:01 am |

    What about this green ecology stereotype? That’s racist!

  29. Tatarujin | 4:32 am |

    Ecology The Magnificent

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