English textbook from China

posted on 28 Mar 2013 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

Leirn Eingsh today!

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English textbook from China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    The translation is in sinees.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Learn how they talk in Eingnd.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 8  

    Bratant bootregging!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 0  

    First lesson:

    How To Learn Eingsh

    1. Find all Eingsh letters:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    2. Write each letter on a piece of paper
    3. Put the pieces of paper with letters in a bag or a box
    4. Shuffle
    5. Put any number of papers from the bag on the table next to each other

    Happy Eingsh!

  5. Tong | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Just so sick of all the Engrish and Chinglish in China. I want to have my own version.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Ein-Zwei-Drei-Gsh!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    AKA Scrabble for Dummies.

  8. Ben | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    The author learned it by txtng with his American frnds.

  9. jjhitt | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    The natural language shell for Lunix.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mst B 4 shrthnd rtng & rdng.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought the American edjucation system was dumbing down.

  12. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s Englishish.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?

  14. alexmagnus | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Eing… That sound like some country Gulliver failed to visit. Land of the Unicorns? (german Einhorn, originating in the surname Eingorn).

  15. J-Luke | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A german friend asked me what “gsh” was…

  16. alexmagnus | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The word gets 2640 Google results!

  17. jjhitt | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “It’s a cook book!”

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    You consciously eingsh?

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s gramr and spelng!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Hungarian textbook from China is titled ”Hush”

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Eingsh= anguished English.

  22. Classic Steve | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    They do better at Mairdn.

  23. Sniper | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Allow me to translate the Chinese words on the book cover:
    Number One Teachers College of the Hunan Province
    Basic English (IV)
    Editor-in-chief: Yau Leung Chan

    Yes, this book is for Eingsh teachers.

  24. Droll not Troll | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Special Christmas edition. No “L”.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NOW WE EINGSH

  26. Biff the Understudy | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey, my name anagrams to ‘Sing, eh?’”

    – From an upcoming episode of Ask me Another

  27. Jonnytbone | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The guy who did this must have been a real Engstein.

  28. Biff the Understudy | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: perhaps more like the unnatural language shell.

  29. Marum | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One Gsh??? Mt dictionaries suggested “gosh” = donnerwetter.

    Ergo: one Donnerwetter.

    Nein. Das ist verrucht.

  30. Marum | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd Is that the sound of your gears clashing on a failed racing gearshift.

    1-2-3 **GRAUNCH*#*!!

  31. Sparky | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What we have here is a lack of communication.

  32. Marum | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Johnnytbone Yes. A Frankengstein. (Alberts brother)

  33. Snickers | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I cna nwo wiert Eingsh peeryfctl

  34. Marum | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    My Eingsh grandma is pervert.

    Know I wheel try my speiling. I have a knew spilling checquer that stops me from mekong any missed steaks.

  35. RT | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    editor: the book costs too much to sell; take out a couple of vowels and consonants from each word; they won’t be smart enough to notice

  36. RT | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    will learning eingsh make me smrt like homer simpson?

  37. DragonLady | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Learning Eingsh leads to whirled peas.

  38. iLock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Time to change the name of this website I think.

  39. iLock | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a pair of upside down underpants in parentheses?

  40. garudamon11 | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is actually deutsch

  41. Peter | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Honesty at it’s best . . . that’s supposed to be a textbook on English (!!)

  42. Rita | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s actually German. “Ein” is the article and “Gsh” is a cacophony word for utter incredulity. Since they merge words together you get:
    Eingsh, tweigsh, dreigsh, viergsh, fünfgsh und so weiter.

    By the way, happy April Fool’s day!

  43. seven of nine | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, sounds funny enough, but they will never be able to start a rival site Eingsh.com!!!

  44. CRAPGUY | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s learn Eingsh.P.S.The publisher sucks.

  45. Ghykmvgmvhmmh | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ruuuuu

  46. TheInterlang | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From the same company as my Esapñl book.

  47. TheInterlang | 5:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s grammering with “ME”!

  48. kioku | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel bad for anyone who has to learn English in class out of this textbook…

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