Finally I have been recognized!

posted on 17 Mar 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Parker Eldredge.
Found above urinals at Beijing Airport. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 4  

    I’d be worried more about the blind brown trouts

  2. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    As long as you don’t go swimming in the urinal

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    From the high diving board.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 56  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, Ma, no hands!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Swim and Must Know at Pee

  6. iLock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Transitive verb sentences you are the best!
    If only you could hear me…

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Please only pee here or I will not talk to you anymore

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine the Guinness Book of Records.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    No ”Silence of the Pools”?

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, you’re the guy who puts the “P” in pool!

  11. iLock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Swimming in the urinal you are cramped

    (picture of person swimming in normal pool)

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m much better at toilet bowling

  13. iLock | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    ♫ Urinating into the pool you are the best…arouuund!
    Nothing’s ever gonna keep you down!!
    you’re the best…arouuund!
    Nothing’s ever gonna keep you down!! ♫

  14. WorrierPrincess | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 0  

    Why, thank you. I’ll be signing autographs later, in the snow.

  15. Sparky | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I know i was doing this right!

  16. Sparky | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Aim for the target!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I swim first?

  18. FRANK BURNS | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Was thinking of turning pro. Now all I need is a good beer sponsor.

  19. JonnyTBone | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Aw Shucks!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, I thought you wanted to talk about swimming in the poo!?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the Urine Shrimp!

  22. Pectolatra | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank goodness urinals can’t talk. It would be seriously disgusting to hear it telling its routine.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pectolatra: Urinals are bashful about that kind of thing anyway. You can tell by the way they get flushed when it happens. 😛

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I normally don’t talk to urinals, but let me tell you something: You’re full of crap!

  25. jjhitt | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘If you are reading this, you are peeing on your shoe.”

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I think that’s just the beer talking.

  27. Marum | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Step up closer Chang old chap. It’s not that bloody long.

  28. Marum | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Uhh? Did you say the Guiness Book of Retards?

  29. Marum | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I know why the Huang He is called The Yellow River. If you have the better part of 1.4 billion people peeing into it, what other colour options do you have?

  30. Mr. Wrong | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re so good at hitting the swimming pool. Let’s see if you can kick it up to the next level and hit the urinal. It is OK to stand close to start with.

  31. Mr. Wrong | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t try this at home, kids! Stunt peeing is only for trained professionals.

  32. Mr. Wrong | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Smile. This is going on Youtube.

  33. Mr. Wrong | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Most people aren’t too comfortable with being stalked into a urinals by Miss Manners.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No, wait. I’ll let you finish up before applauding your technique.

  35. Lora | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Relive the day when your parents thought you were the best when you were finally toilet trained with our electronic talking U-R Great Urinals! Also available as Praising Potties in the lady’s room.

  36. Mr. Wrong | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Next heat: freestyle urination. The Pabst team are perennial favorites.

  37. Wax Frog | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a big fan of incontinence.

  38. Bob T | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From way over here?

  39. iLock | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine over your head, don’t drown.

  40. KBurchfiel | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    My best crack at a translation: “This is what I have always wanted to tell you: [by] peeing into the pool [of water] you are the most civilized”; alternately the end might go, “pee into the pool of water, you had better be civilized.” Anyone with better Chinese than me want to take a crack at it?

  41. Jay | 11:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m the best? No, let’s not turn this into some sort of pissing contest.

  42. DragonLady | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be meillow & yellow.

  43. DragonLady | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Be mellow & yellow.

  44. ngyonghan@yahoo.com | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Simply the best!” 😀

  45. Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    He looks like a real whiz kid.

  46. Nonsuch Ned | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Cue The Karate Kid music.

  47. Chuck | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re Number One in our books !!

  48. Chuck | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We aim to please.

    You should aim, too, please.

  49. me | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …and to think the French for swimming pool is piscine (pee-sine)!

  50. RT | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    daniel-san, show me number one

  51. Fredly Frendson | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Pro-Urinal pee-er. You are so deserving…Let’s talk

  52. Doctor Q | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “you should be in guinness world records”

  53. sirpaulfan | 12:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At last, I’ve found my purpose!

  54. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best friend of Miss Urine Tester USA

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