Fire. If it is. Run.

posted on 3 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Hello. You’re. On fire.

Photo courtesy of David Baxter.
Found at condominium in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    So the page lives in a house or a coat…

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 0  

    Our website: w.w.w.dot.com

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 40  Subtract rating 0  

    Lift the hair of the page to reveal a fire escape door. If you still don’t see it, lift the front of his coat. If he’s wearing a condominium, you’re safe. Please note that.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ In-Out. Notify about.
    Do-oo-oo the hokey pokey….♫

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Never miss a period

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Those hairy page condominiums should seriously consider a depilation treatment.

  7. Estragon | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh. I’m definitely. Informed. All right.

  8. jjhitt | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    You have no chance to survive — make your time.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Fire escape notice. Engrish instead of

  10. alexmagnus | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to learn this language, it seems to have a VERY simple grammar.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    - What goes up and down, in and out?
    - Security guard!

  12. RJF | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Making fire doors out of coats just did not work well.

  13. RJF | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Thus, please be confused.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    - I’m the fire escape door! Open the front of the coat, or I’ll lift your hair!

  15. WorrierPrincess | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    This warning. Brought to you by. William! Shatner!

  16. SF | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you feel. Lucky. Punk.

  17. alexmagnus | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ref.No.Life@HK-008/2554″. Ok, no life. On some astronomical body known as HK-008/2554? In Hong Kong on the eighth day of 2554? Or do the authors have no life, and HK-008/2554 is the number of their office?

  18. Sparky | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I can guess I’m pretty much dead by this time.

  19. Pectolatra | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Connect the dots” has a whole new meaning to me now.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    We can not speak English but it can not open the door either

  21. Droll not Troll | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    In. case. of. fire. please. follow. the. dotted. line. to. the. fire. escape. door.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Thus! Please note! That! Exclamation! Marks are better than!!

    PS: Instead of!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: . . . – - – . . . !

  24. Droll not Troll | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ref.No.Life.
    OMG, we’re doomed!

  25. GwydionM | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Lift the hair of the page – she is Miss Rapunzel

  26. Droll not Troll | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    When opening fire escape door, lift the front of the coat and take care not to Bangkok.

  27. Droll not Troll | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Take #2:
    Confucius say: Man who lift front of coat to open fire escape door probably going to Bangkok.

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ Lift the cinders from my hair… ♫

  29. Mr. Wrong | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re. Screwed.

  30. Marum | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Reading this hurts my brain. It would be easier to buirn.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t lifting the front of the coat from everybody

  32. Jonathon | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How to “accidentally” killed a yellow haired ladies in a burned out building.

  33. DrLex | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yoda? Is that you?

  34. Funny uncle | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fire door is in my pocket. No, not that one. Down there. Now grab the safety rope.

  35. Auntie | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently written . by. William. Shatner.

  36. Bob T | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    In occasion of fire, lifting of shirt and kissing of asset good-by.

  37. Jewels | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Fire case in of: pick up security guard in out shake him all about, put him down and then lift front of his coat… and voila!

  38. Chuck | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My friend Mark has some explaining to do.

  39. Daniel Smedegaard Buus | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the most longest way I’ve ever heard anyone say “death trap”.

  40. pijo | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    cool

  41. garudamon11 | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The hairy page condominium explodes the escape door

  42. Doctor Q | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This. Company makes. No. Sense.

  43. The Blob | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The fire escape door leads to Narnia.

  44. The Blob | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Awwww…. but I love using Mark to get to the 2nd floor.

  45. sirpaulfan | 12:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In-out, notify about, that’s what it’s all about!

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