Ginza Capital Hotel

posted on 29 Mar 2013 in Signs

I like it, shigt-unseen…

Photo courtesy of Bert Wikkerink.
From hotel in Tokyo.  

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Would that be shigtseenig for the ladies available.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What about smorking cheese?

  3. Ageless | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I always go on the shigtseeing tours, you see and hear so much more than on the standard sightseeing tours!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    ”Engrish, I must complain. I clicked on this sign to access Tokyo International Forum but it only opens in a new window!”

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget the seenig tours, they’re really shigt!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “…rooms for ladies” have smirking floors.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign maker has a really good command of Eingsh.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Smorking floor should really get rid of the habit

  9. jjhitt | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like to see the Big Sight?

  10. jjhitt | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Smorking floors I can handle, but the blood dripping from the walls was a little much.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Smorking may cause shigt loss.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Shigtseeing delhigt mhigt not be quite rhigt in nhigt lhigt

  13. Pectolatra | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Shigtseenig: you won’t beleiev your eeys!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: We’re still working on rooms for children and people with mental disease

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: PUT THAT THING AWAY! :P

  16. Frank Burns | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    My wife refuses to stay anywhere that does not have a ladies room.

  17. Sparky | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I take the room with the ladies in it and smuck.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What was that sight?

  19. Chris | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I just saw a shigt!

  20. davonblr | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Alcohol is not encouraged during shigtseeing as it may lead to the shigt-faced condition. Loud ‘smorking’ is not desirable. Ladies who do not wish to smork may choose a suite on a non-smorking floor…alone. Guests caught smorking on the non-smorking floor will be asked to leave the hotel.

    If you hear smorking on your floor, please contact the Concierge.

  21. Droll not Troll | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Hotel motto: Shigt happens.

  22. Marum | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign gives me the shights.

  23. GwydionM | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Visit Tokyo Big SIght! Smork at the ten-foot geisha! Enjoy the traditional Tea-In-Pint-Mugs ceremony

  24. Biff the Understudy | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they accidentally wrote the sign in Eingsh.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Shigtseenig… I seem to recall that word from my Leitz microscope’s instruction manual. Somewhere in the Dunkelfeldbeleuchtung section.

  26. jjhitt | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In rooms for ladies it’s impossible to leave the seat up.

  27. Lobo | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Our smorking rooms are the shigts!

  28. Dervrak | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought the shigtseeing was pretty cragppy….

  29. Sunny | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Biff… LOL! Brilliant…ly lit. ;-)

  30. Flurng | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Call me when the room’s ready – I’ll be in the smorking lounge.

  31. Professornuke | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When in Tokyo, Sean Connery shtaysh here. Yesh, he doesh.

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