Good times at Ara Ambigua Lodge

posted on 30 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Kelsey Reider.
Found in Heredia, Costa Rica. 

38 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Sexual just for our guests

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Check the car for what? Herpes!

  3. GwydionM | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    Sex and drugs forbidden. Rock & Roll permitted, if done quietly

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    No Sex, No Drugs, Just Our Guest Cans

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The most ambiguous Ara ever

  6. Paul | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    whatever you wanna do just don’t have sex in our parking lot

  7. Ageless | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Sex only allowed at rooms for ladies.

  8. Pectolatra | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can’t hold yourself any longer, at least don’t have sex in the frontal position.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it allowed to leave cars?

  10. Pag | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s interesting that there are only 5 Spanish bullet points, but 6 English ones. This is no engrish, they wanted to send a message specifically to foreigners.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t Play Boy in Parking Lot

  12. Big Fat Cat | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    We are not responsible for any pregnancies committed inside the parking lot

  13. Droll not Troll | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    So it’s fine if I park my car doggie style?

  14. Droll not Troll | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Practice sex somewhere else until you’re good at it, then come back.

  15. DrLex | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Check your car. There might be people practicing some kind of sexual situation inside.

  16. Mr. Wrong | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    “Is illegal whatever drug or sexual business.”
    “But Fearless Leader, is only way to catch Moose and Squirrel!”

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I Can-Can?

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry… can we have sex in the parking lot or not? It’s a bit Ambiguas.

  19. Ralph Hamilton | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So doggie style on the bonnet is OK then? As long as I’m doing it for real, not practising.

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    This sign has been approved by the Siendre Luminoso.

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    In the morning, my car was painted in different coloured squares. It appeared that it had been checked during the night. BOOM BOOM.

  22. Sparky | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess we’re in luck. Barking!

  23. Ralph Hamilton | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    So. Let me get this correct. Free sex (concentual) in any other than the missionary position, as long as you are good at it, and not just practising, and are an hotel guest, is permissable. Pauses for breath.

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    OK then. What is a “sexual situation”? I’m not really clear on that one.

  25. Ducky | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The Spanish says to leave it in a frontal position, but the English says not to. What do you do if you’re bilingual? I’m guessing side-saddle.

  26. jjhitt | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it legal to park my mobile fertility clinic here?
    Whatever.

  27. jjhitt | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This sounds like my kind of club.

  28. jjhitt | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    When they say “Head in parking”, they really mean it.

  29. Ralph Hamilton | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ducky. So. If you are Spanish, you don’t have to check your car before you go?

  30. Droll not Troll | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ducky: Yoda says “Frontal or do not frontal. There is no side”. 😛

  31. Lollerskate | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Marvelous! Cans can read!

  32. Lollerskate | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They also are quite the lustful beasts apparently.

  33. Chuck | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And directives for the sexually ambiguous ?

    Or en espanol…

    Amigo – Amiga – Amiguous

  34. Mariola | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What are you expecting?????? You should know by now that the Foreign language most spoken by Spanish is ….The Spanglish. :DDD

  35. JuLiAnBo188 | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I amo “espanol” ñññññññ LOL

  36. Fercho | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re not one of their guest cans, there’s no point in reading the sign.

  37. Stan | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s funny that you can’t lleave your car in frontal position in Spanish, but you can in English.

  38. Myself | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Stan @Ducky
    That’s the Ambigua part.

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