Good times at Ara Ambigua Lodge

posted on 30 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Kelsey Reider.
Found in Heredia, Costa Rica. 

38 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Sexual just for our guests

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Check the car for what? Herpes!

  3. GwydionM | 4:11 am |

    Sex and drugs forbidden. Rock & Roll permitted, if done quietly

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    No Sex, No Drugs, Just Our Guest Cans

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    The most ambiguous Ara ever

  6. Paul | 5:01 am |

    whatever you wanna do just don’t have sex in our parking lot

  7. Ageless | 5:10 am |

    Sex only allowed at rooms for ladies.

  8. Pectolatra | 6:17 am |

    If you can’t hold yourself any longer, at least don’t have sex in the frontal position.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am |

    Is it allowed to leave cars?

  10. Pag | 7:08 am |

    It’s interesting that there are only 5 Spanish bullet points, but 6 English ones. This is no engrish, they wanted to send a message specifically to foreigners.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:41 am |

    Don’t Play Boy in Parking Lot

  12. Big Fat Cat | 7:50 am |

    We are not responsible for any pregnancies committed inside the parking lot

  13. Droll not Troll | 7:55 am |

    So it’s fine if I park my car doggie style?

  14. Droll not Troll | 8:01 am |

    Practice sex somewhere else until you’re good at it, then come back.

  15. DrLex | 9:59 am |

    Check your car. There might be people practicing some kind of sexual situation inside.

  16. Mr. Wrong | 10:30 am |

    “Is illegal whatever drug or sexual business.”
    “But Fearless Leader, is only way to catch Moose and Squirrel!”

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:44 am |

    Can I Can-Can?

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:26 pm |

    I’m sorry… can we have sex in the parking lot or not? It’s a bit Ambiguas.

  19. Ralph Hamilton | 1:00 pm |

    So doggie style on the bonnet is OK then? As long as I’m doing it for real, not practising.

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 1:01 pm |

    This sign has been approved by the Siendre Luminoso.

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 1:04 pm |

    In the morning, my car was painted in different coloured squares. It appeared that it had been checked during the night. BOOM BOOM.

  22. Sparky | 2:12 pm |

    I guess we’re in luck. Barking!

  23. Ralph Hamilton | 3:02 pm |

    So. Let me get this correct. Free sex (concentual) in any other than the missionary position, as long as you are good at it, and not just practising, and are an hotel guest, is permissable. Pauses for breath.

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 3:04 pm |

    OK then. What is a “sexual situation”? I’m not really clear on that one.

  25. Ducky | 3:29 pm |

    The Spanish says to leave it in a frontal position, but the English says not to. What do you do if you’re bilingual? I’m guessing side-saddle.

  26. jjhitt | 3:30 pm |

    Is it legal to park my mobile fertility clinic here?
    Whatever.

  27. jjhitt | 3:31 pm |

    This sounds like my kind of club.

  28. jjhitt | 3:33 pm |

    When they say “Head in parking”, they really mean it.

  29. Ralph Hamilton | 4:49 pm |

    @Ducky. So. If you are Spanish, you don’t have to check your car before you go?

  30. Droll not Troll | 9:10 pm |

    @Ducky: Yoda says “Frontal or do not frontal. There is no side”. 😛

  31. Lollerskate | 10:11 pm |

    Marvelous! Cans can read!

  32. Lollerskate | 10:12 pm |

    They also are quite the lustful beasts apparently.

  33. Chuck | 7:44 am |

    And directives for the sexually ambiguous ?

    Or en espanol…

    Amigo – Amiga – Amiguous

  34. Mariola | 11:23 am |

    What are you expecting?????? You should know by now that the Foreign language most spoken by Spanish is ….The Spanglish. :DDD

  35. JuLiAnBo188 | 4:57 pm |

    I amo “espanol” ñññññññ LOL

  36. Fercho | 9:26 am |

    If you’re not one of their guest cans, there’s no point in reading the sign.

  37. Stan | 8:29 pm |

    It’s funny that you can’t lleave your car in frontal position in Spanish, but you can in English.

  38. Myself | 10:22 pm |

    @Stan @Ducky
    That’s the Ambigua part.

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