I dare you to ride this

posted on 22 Mar 2013 in Chinglish

Ya, that’s it, run, chicken

Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts.
Found in China. 

38 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 51  Subtract rating 6  

    What about adult cowards?

  2. jjhitt | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 4  

    Notice the big splotch of chicken dookie in the middle of the sign.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 4  

    Chinese Roulette price: 6 bullets per cylinder for each person

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: or is that blood spatter?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 1  

    Warning: This train uses live ammunition.

  6. Algernon | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Gutless wonders

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    WARNING: Shooting people without permission is prohibited

  8. SF | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    D’ya fell lucky, punk?

  9. jjhitt | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    2. You should enter the playground in full protective armor. Next of Kin notification cards are available over by the swing set.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Crazed, lily-livered pantywaists need not apply.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    I’ve been hit by this train. Fortunately, it missed!

  12. DrLex | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Also known as the Pain Train.

  13. J-Luke | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    For cowards we have the special BB tram over here…

  14. jjhitt | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Spartans! Tonight we play in Hell!

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    People who finished the ride would be award with the Medal of Courage by the State.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be this brave to ride this train.

  17. Dervrak | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Homie don’t play that game…and neither does children, cowards, epileptics and those with the “mental disease”.

  18. Silly Uncle Willy | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    How does one train a bullet?

    “Okay, bullet, go for the coward.”

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 2  

    Person who has dental disease please don’t bite the bullet

  20. DrLex | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Cowards should take the Nerf Ball Train instead.

  21. Chris | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Change here for the Midnight Meat Train

  22. ElKabong | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Read this out loud in a ‘Hanz and Franz’ accent

  23. Lora | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity. From the looks of that sign, you not only cross the line, your blood gets splattered on it too.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    ”Murder on the Oriental Express”?

  25. Sparky | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Yuan to play?

  26. Marum | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Since church this morning, I’m a confirmed coward.

  27. Chuck | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Muddle on the Orient Express !

  28. GwydionM | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chickenhawks should be accompanies by a Black Hawk or two.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    In China, trains miss YOU!

  30. Lollerskate | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Say hello to my little friend!

  31. stevieyredwings | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Who knew that the Chinese were fluent in Ebonics.

  32. RJF | 12:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You have a 5 year old, an epileptic, a coward, and a person with a mental disease on a train… “I want to play a game…”

  33. Mr. Wrong | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In a marketing blunder, the game originally came out as “Whack ‘Em and Stack ‘Em.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can two adult cowards accompany each other?

  35. raeme67 | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I no insane, always wear jacket that closes in back, very comfortable. No coward, I try anything. Please no take away…

  36. kateybaby | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally! A playground not wanting the child and the coward in you.

  37. Doctor Q | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes at 500 miles per hour!

  38. Susan | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh crap, they want to build one of those here!! I ain’t playin that game.

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