Manager’s Special

Served with a nice bok choy garnish.

Definitely better than poached.

– What was that sound?
– Broiled baby stopped screaming.

Baby has a red hot mama.

At first she was only broiling. Now she can’t stop smorking!

♪ ♫
I was made for broilin’ you baby
You were made for feedin’ me
And I can’t eat enough of you baby
Can you meat enough for me
♪♪

$4.49 is a great price for broiled baby!

Roof rabbits, endangered species — it’s all good.

Ordinarily we wouldn’t buy it, but at that price?

There are some neighborhoods where you don’t let your pets or kids run loose.

The solution to the Lindbergh mystery.

Gentlemen prefer flies

Nobody puts Baby in the cooker!

Baby got back ribs!

I smell Justin Bieber CDs cooking.

Manager’s… daughter?

$4.49? It’s a bargain! But how much isbarbecue?

Now we know what’s in a Junior Burger.

Forget it Jake, it’s Koreatown.

Also recommended (by Manager and his large family):

– R.I.P Steak *
– Brotted Baby
– Female broiling thing
– Raw cosmetic meat **
– Barbie Grill, smorked in the floor and filled with lard of the flies

* Year 2003, freshly excavated and served worm
** Absolutely no need to ‘make up’ your mind – only your face!

I’ll have the Jonathan Swift special.

Broiled whole “Babe”. No way! You could never buy pork that cheap.

500g is pretty small for a baby. Must be premature.

Is this menu due to Health budget cut backs?

“Managers Special” Ahh! It becomes clear now. Wasn’t his girl-friend pregnant a while back?

I’m not that hungry, I’ll just have the fried fetus instead.
I just grossed myself out…

H Mart? H stands for Hentai!

Cook me baby, one more time.

What a terrible thing to do!!!

Everyone knows broiling dries them out and makes the skin tough!

Better broiled than spoiled.

You rike flies with that?

Chidren! They’re delightful, provided they’re properley boiled first. (W.C. Fields)

Pacifies your hunger

Modestly priced.

“Get in me belly!” – Fat Bastard

Does that come with a complimentary side of your own brain?

Available only at Hannibal Lecter’s Grocery!

H-mart’s slogan (disturbing in this case) is “So fresh, so smart!”

Q: Hey what would you do if the baby won’t drink cold milk ?
A: Why . . . boil it, of course !

Q: Hey what would you do if the baby won’t drink cold milk ?
A: Why . . . broil it, of course !

Hannibal must be on a diet.

I guess that’s what the manager does if you leave unattended children at the store. Especially the noisy ones I bet.