That leash doesn’t suit you

posted on 18 Mar 2013 in Signs

Cosplay Park is two blocks over…

Photo courtesy of Geoffrey Smith.
Found at a seaside park in Okinawa, Japan.

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Algernon | 4:04 am | Vote: 12 0

OK I’ll be a cat instead
iLock | 4:08 am | Vote: 4 0

In fact don’t play dog anywhere, let dog play dog.
They can be trained, just look at Lassie.
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am | Vote: 14 0

I only Play Boy in Park
A Non-Y Mouse | 4:12 am | Vote: 8 0

This includes Red Rover.
iLock | 4:14 am | Vote: 4 0

Roll over, don’t move and just play dog.
Big Fat Cat | 4:14 am | Vote: 6 0

Dog playing is trendy nowadays.
Droll not Troll | 4:16 am | Vote: 18 0

I can’t play dog. I don’t even know which end to blow into.
Droll not Troll | 4:18 am | Vote: 5 1

Don’t play God when making rules, park official.
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am | Vote: 5 0

But there are so many nice Puddles, especially when it Dogs!
iLock | 4:29 am | Vote: 5 0

Can I play ostriches?
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am | Vote: 4 0

Don’t Play Dog.

JUST DO IT.
jjhitt | 4:58 am | Vote: 14 0

Doggy ain’t in style here.
Droll not Troll | 4:59 am | Vote: 9 0

Is it OK if I play dog who can pee in a urinal?
jjhitt | 5:09 am | Vote: 6 0

It’s a dog play dog world.
mickeygreeneyes | 5:29 am | Vote: 3 0

You mean I can’t pretend I’m Rin Tin Tin?
mickeygreeneyes | 5:29 am | Vote: 5 0

See that? Next they’ll take away our guns!
Lora | 6:03 am | Vote: 4 0

Play puppy, it’s much cuter and more fun!
Droll not Troll | 7:00 am | Vote: 17 0

In Japan, playing dog is safer than playing whale.
emily | 7:11 am | Vote: 4 0

It’s okay to monkey around…..
Chris | 7:15 am | Vote: 4 2

In Soviet Russia, dog plays you.
Seventy2rd o clock | 7:46 am | Vote: 1 0

Some Like It Hot!
J-Luke | 8:28 am | Vote: 3 0

Meanwhile in Korea…
Frank Burns | 8:30 am | Vote: 2 0

Bark like a dog for me!
Droll not Troll | 8:33 am | Vote: 11 0

Whenever I want to play dog, somebody is sure to bitch.
Droll not Troll | 8:35 am | Vote: 2 0

@J-Luke:……. somebody’s playing dinner.
Biff the Understudy | 9:08 am | Vote: 1 1

Don’t Yalp God in Krap.
Seventy2rd o clock | 9:16 am | Vote: 2 0

Well, I’ll be doggoned
Seventy2rd o clock | 9:20 am | Vote: 3 0

I’m just Dancing Wolves
Sparky | 9:35 am | Vote: 6 0

Doggy style? let’s make puppies!
GwydionM | 10:54 am | Vote: 3 0

No play? Unleash the dogs of Shakespeare
Seventy2rd o clock | 11:37 am | Vote: 1 0

• Don’t Dive Urine in Swimming Pool
RT | 12:01 pm | Vote: 4 0

maybe the sign writer was dyslexic and meant to write “don’t play God in park”
Uhhh | 12:39 pm | Vote: 0 0

Just let the real bounty hunter handle it.
Marum | 12:59 pm | Vote: 4 1

Dog or not dog. Do not play. (Master yoda)
Marum | 1:00 pm | Vote: 3 0

May I play dog in bed?
Marum | 1:00 pm | Vote: 2 2

Wuff!
Seventy2rd o clock | 1:55 pm | Vote: 3 0

- Don’t sit! Don’t fetch! Don’t smoke!
Timo | 2:43 pm | Vote: 1 0

I don’t have enough time for a full game of h-o-r-s-e!
Marum | 3:19 pm | Vote: 0 4

@72rd.
Confucious say: Boy who sleep in park next to Synogogue, wake up with heavy Jew on top.
RJF | 10:59 pm | Vote: 1 0

At least if you play dog, you can clean up your own mess.
Bob T | 1:45 am | Vote: 1 0

It’s a dog play dog world.
iLock | 3:54 am | Vote: 1 0

There is a hidden message up top…notice the letter ‘m’
Bystander | 8:11 pm | Vote: 3 0

When the cat’s away, the mice will play. Neither the dogs nor the park management have figured this out yet.