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posted on 4 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

…and one ring to Shiatsu them

Photo courtesy of Josh Tyra.
Found in Aqabah, Jordan.
Arabic reads: “Princess of the Rings Chinese
Center for Massage and Sauna”. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our new Mount Doom massage. You’ll feel hot.

  2. Algernon | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought that was illegal in the middle east.

  3. TargonRedDragon | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Smegol approves the Chinese massage, Sam doesn’t.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    We rubs it, we kneads it, must relieve the pressures.

  5. SF | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Lady Chatterley Thai Massage Centre

  6. JohnZ | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    Sam: Oh, mister Baggins, can’t explain you how much I’ve always dreamed about giving you a massage.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The people working there have pointy ears.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    “In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit operating a massage parlor. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-massage center, and that means comfort.”

    - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (1937)

  9. jjhitt | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    One does not simply walk into the Suck Ho building.

  10. jjhitt | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places.
    For a good time, visit number 19 and ask for ‘Candy’.

  11. WorrierPrincess | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    What better way to relax after an epic battle or a 6-month trek across Middle Earth than with a refreshing Chinese massage.

  12. DrLex | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not ask for the Hobbit foot massage unless you have actual hair on your feet.

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    A massage from the Lord of the Ring? That’s what I’m Tolkien about!

  14. Ben | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the four hour extended version, please.

  15. Frank Burns | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy Endings are preciouse.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The rest of the rings are lost in translation

  17. Ben | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard that if you pay to go in the back room you can see the two towers.

  18. Sparky | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The door is always open!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Haunted by Sadako

  20. GwydionM | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Special today – be bound in the darkness

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m afraid the sign is here for display purpose only

  22. Chris | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    A massage once in a while is okay. Just don’t make a hobbit of it.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    2nd floor: Hairy Potter Massage Asylum

  24. Someone | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Lord of the Ring’s alternate ending: Sauron got hold of the Ring. Having become a “normal” being again rather than just an eye, Sauron went back to living an everyday life. Having missed his hands so much and needing money again, he decided to open a massage center.

  25. Lora | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldn’t go in there; I heard it’s run by trolls and orcs.

  26. Jay | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Both have happy endings.

  27. Jay | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “We ought to have squeezed it, yes precious.”

  28. Ralph Hamilton | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Only one?

  29. Funny uncle | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I almost got a disease from looking at the photo

  30. Suchetana Sarkar | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    …and in the darkness massage them.

  31. garudamon11 | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    All your Chinese rings are belong to us

  32. Dan | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One Ring to Bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

  33. Majid | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, the Lord of the Rings series is called “The King of the Rings” in the Arab world. So it’s supposed to be a pun.

  34. majdi | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you still open these days. .
    And how I can reach your center in aqaba..
    Whats is your contact number and address?

    Also I want to know the cost of your massage session with flavour and without flavour?

  35. Matt | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My back pain… Is it left or right?

  36. finley elms-garner | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if your name is frodo, you have a free precious with every massage

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