Virtual arthropod

posted on 2 Mar 2013 in Snacks

Photo courtesy of Tom Niski.
Found in Yamagata, Japan. 

37 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Computer prawn

  2. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They are when they thaw

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm… Baby Aliens!

  4. Tong | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Virtual shrimps!

  5. SF | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Pr0wns.

  6. Tong | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh shrimps, right off the net.

  7. GwydionM | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    How does it feel
    To love an electric eel
    And borrow anything you cannot steal

    (To the tune of Dylan’s “Like a Rolling Stone”)

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Pirates from the Crustaceans

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They can’t be fresh if they’re frozen

  10. Pectolatra | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This shrimps were back-traced and reported to the Cyber Shocker.
    As you can see, consequences will never be the same.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I just discovered my computer is a piece of crab!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh… Are they… DEAD?!!!!

  13. Droll not Troll | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Shrimp Austin, aquanaut, a crustacean frozen alive.
    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology.
    We have the capability to make the world’s first Bionic Shrimp.”

  14. Marum | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Do the Fish Board’s computers dream of bionic Prawns?

  15. Marum | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Synthetic prawns, designed by the Lithographic Man from the Plasticine age.

  16. Marum | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bionic Prawns stick fish hooks in you.

  17. Marum | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bionic prawn grab the fish by the throat until you reel them in.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Allied Pacific is a subsidiary of Alien Pacific whose headquarter is at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They look like regular computer worms

  20. Frank Burns | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    3-D printer food.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Cyber-method of use:

    1. Connect Shrimp to your computer with active Internet connection
    2. It is recommended to connect via USB (Universal Shrimp Bus)
    3. Remove all horses, worms, viruses, bacteria and other epidemy
    4. Don’t put Shrimp on your motherbeard – your computer will freeze
    5. You can use lobster as a mouse
    6. Be shocked – fried shrimps!

    NOTE: If your computer or Shrimp frequently freezes, use a microwave

  22. Marum | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd. Yes they can. They be “freshly frozen”. theyr’arrrrr.

  23. jjhitt | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG IQF!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum, @ jjhitt : Let’s say if they’re frozen, they’re fresh (freshly frozen or frozenly fresh). But that means, if they’re not frozen, and came directly from the fisherman’s net, they’re not fresh! It’s so simple.

    PS: That’s called IQF – IQ of Frozen!

  25. Lobo | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re just an app…

  26. pikapal | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A virtual galaxy of Prawns.

  27. Neko Knight | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ” Fresh Frozen Shrimp”
    Try saying that five times fast.

  28. Peter | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PPVD IQF . . . when ENGrish turns GIBBErish ?

  29. Droll not Troll | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone’s been trolling for prawns.

  30. Droll not Troll | 9:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfectly Programmed Virtual Dish
    Internet Quasi-Food.

  31. Tai Fu | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We are the Cybermen. You will be upgraded or deleted. Bzzzz

  32. Sparky | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From PrawnBrokers watch TV.

  33. Czarmangis | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmmmmm..can’t really come up with anything here until I see what happens once the bag is open.

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put either one or two of these anywhere and it’s gonna stink.

  35. treese | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    zigg

  36. knuclear200x | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh level Digimon

  37. Doctor Q | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Download is free

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