Virtual arthropod

posted on 2 Mar 2013 in Snacks

Photo courtesy of Tom Niski.
Found in Yamagata, Japan. 

37 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    Computer prawn

  2. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    They are when they thaw

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Mmmm… Baby Aliens!

  4. Tong | 4:07 am |

    Virtual shrimps!

  5. SF | 4:22 am |

    Pr0wns.

  6. Tong | 4:30 am |

    Fresh shrimps, right off the net.

  7. GwydionM | 4:46 am |

    How does it feel
    To love an electric eel
    And borrow anything you cannot steal

    (To the tune of Dylan’s “Like a Rolling Stone”)

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |

    Pirates from the Crustaceans

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |

    They can’t be fresh if they’re frozen

  10. Pectolatra | 5:40 am |

    This shrimps were back-traced and reported to the Cyber Shocker.
    As you can see, consequences will never be the same.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:49 am |

    I just discovered my computer is a piece of crab!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |

    Oh… Are they… DEAD?!!!!

  13. Droll not Troll | 7:46 am |

    “Shrimp Austin, aquanaut, a crustacean frozen alive.
    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology.
    We have the capability to make the world’s first Bionic Shrimp.”

  14. Marum | 7:53 am |

    Do the Fish Board’s computers dream of bionic Prawns?

  15. Marum | 7:54 am |

    Synthetic prawns, designed by the Lithographic Man from the Plasticine age.

  16. Marum | 8:32 am |

    Bionic Prawns stick fish hooks in you.

  17. Marum | 8:34 am |

    Bionic prawn grab the fish by the throat until you reel them in.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 8:37 am |

    Allied Pacific is a subsidiary of Alien Pacific whose headquarter is at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:59 am |

    They look like regular computer worms

  20. Frank Burns | 9:22 am |

    3-D printer food.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:22 am |

    Cyber-method of use:

    1. Connect Shrimp to your computer with active Internet connection
    2. It is recommended to connect via USB (Universal Shrimp Bus)
    3. Remove all horses, worms, viruses, bacteria and other epidemy
    4. Don’t put Shrimp on your motherbeard – your computer will freeze
    5. You can use lobster as a mouse
    6. Be shocked – fried shrimps!

    NOTE: If your computer or Shrimp frequently freezes, use a microwave

  22. Marum | 9:32 am |

    @72rd. Yes they can. They be “freshly frozen”. theyr’arrrrr.

  23. jjhitt | 9:38 am |

    OMG IQF!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:57 am |

    @ Marum, @ jjhitt : Let’s say if they’re frozen, they’re fresh (freshly frozen or frozenly fresh). But that means, if they’re not frozen, and came directly from the fisherman’s net, they’re not fresh! It’s so simple.

    PS: That’s called IQF – IQ of Frozen!

  25. Lobo | 1:15 pm |

    They’re just an app…

  26. pikapal | 4:06 pm |

    A virtual galaxy of Prawns.

  27. Neko Knight | 4:33 pm |

    ” Fresh Frozen Shrimp”
    Try saying that five times fast.

  28. Peter | 8:46 pm |

    PPVD IQF . . . when ENGrish turns GIBBErish ?

  29. Droll not Troll | 8:46 pm |

    Someone’s been trolling for prawns.

  30. Droll not Troll | 9:08 pm |

    Perfectly Programmed Virtual Dish
    Internet Quasi-Food.

  31. Tai Fu | 10:18 pm |

    We are the Cybermen. You will be upgraded or deleted. Bzzzz

  32. Sparky | 6:55 am |

    From PrawnBrokers watch TV.

  33. Czarmangis | 9:12 am |

    hmmmmmm..can’t really come up with anything here until I see what happens once the bag is open.

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:43 am |

    Put either one or two of these anywhere and it’s gonna stink.

  35. treese | 9:27 am |

    zigg

  36. knuclear200x | 7:21 pm |

    Fresh level Digimon

  37. Doctor Q | 12:59 pm |

    Download is free

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