When they’re not old enough for true style

posted on 5 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

Paying for it is also a good choice.

Photo courtesy of Stephen Wilt.
Baby doll box found in Venezuela (made in China).  

31 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    We’ll always be carefully together, simulating

  2. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    Sounds like a porn movie.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    My style would be to buy this with simulated money. Isn’t that wonderful?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    @Algernon: The Moppet Movie? 😯

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    And when you’ve finished making carefully, you can try making other adverbs.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |

    Her favorite Moppets simulation styles: Miss Twiggy and Caremit the Flog

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |

    – Mommy, I hate this doll. It’s trying to emulate Paris Hilton!

  8. Pectolatra | 5:07 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Oh, what’s the problem? All styles are wonderful! :mrgreen:

  9. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    “Come to own it together.” — Communist sales pitch.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |

    Simulating is made at here!

  11. DrLex | 5:35 am |

    All styles are wonderful!
    They are great!
    Well, they are pretty good.
    Well, they aren’t bad…
    Uh, there are styles that aren’t very good though.
    They could have been a lot better.
    I didn’t really like them.
    They are pretty terrible.
    They are bad.
    They are awful!
    They are terrible!
    Take ’em away!
    Hey, boo!
    Boo!

    Signed,
    Stotler and Wildurf, professional moppets.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |

    @ Pectolatra: Especially Dairy Style! It’s a True Style, and True Styles are Milking Carefully ;p

  13. jjhitt | 6:15 am |

    “We are the Bling Borg. You will be simulated. Resistance is futile.”

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |

    ♫ Oh baby doll!
    True styles are making carefully
    Oh baby doll!
    Oh will you own this style with me?
    We’ll simulate a true style
    And play with styles that used to be. ♫

  15. Pectolatra | 6:30 am |

    Simulating a true style is actually having a fake style, isn’t it? 😕

  16. Frank Burns | 6:46 am |

    If all styles are wonderful, I prefere “doggy”.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:53 am |

    Fashion Girl style of use:

    1. Please only simulate here or you will be moppet
    2. Carefully suffocating and eating small parts
    3. Own it together but wash separately
    4. Do not Fashion Grill
    5. No Killer Styling

    NOTE: If the product the discovery deterioration, please purchase the false style, the fashion and carefully together with this mails back this girl. Let our children more simulating!

  18. Big Fat Cat | 7:37 am |

    the dolls are playing Gangnam Style

  19. Frank Burns | 7:42 am |

    Sounds fake to me.

  20. davonblr | 8:47 am |

    Collective Fashion! Let’s own it together. It’s almost like having a real lifestyle.

  21. Lora | 9:19 am |

    Simulating a true style: Better known as “woohoo” on The Sims.

  22. GwydionM | 11:09 am |

    Be the best dressed doll in The Matrix

  23. Ralph Hamilton | 1:05 pm |

    Fascist Girl?

  24. Marum | 1:06 pm |

    Pretty Pink

  25. Marum | 1:07 pm |

    Does it infllate to life-size.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 1:57 pm |

    All styles are wonderful, eh? I don’t know, I’ve seen some pretty butt-ugly CSS in the wild.

  27. Sparky | 3:03 pm |

    Own up to it Buddy!

  28. Marum | 3:49 pm |

    Hmmm. If you shoplift one of these you have problems.

  29. Droll not Troll | 7:04 pm |

    You have no chance to simulate, make your style!

  30. ribbonleaf | 12:12 pm |

    RIP Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela! 1954-2013

  31. sirpaulfan | 12:44 am |

    If all styles are wonderful, what do I need this for?

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